Alpine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alpine jokes. There are some alpine chairlift jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alpine mountain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Alpine Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.

It's called the Picabo ICU.

I find alpine skiing to be depressing

You start at the top and it's all downhill from there

Why does Alpine cheese have a pH of 7?

Because Switzerland is neutral

Had a great time on my recent holiday to Switzerland. Skiing, alpine views, flirting with blonde Swiss girls....

but the best part was dropping the mother-in-law off at Dignitas.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alpine guam puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alpine championship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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