Alphabets Jokes

Following is our collection of uppercase humor and alphabet one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alphabets puns for adults, dirty alphabetical jokes or clean capitalization gags for kids.

There is an abundance of consonant jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on alphabets. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any phonics witze you can hear about alphabets.

The Best jokes about Alphabets

An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets


and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.

When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:

P  N  E  I  S

The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.

Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.

Young Dave just learnt the alphabets

He had an amplified stage fear, he was too afraid to even talk to more than 10 people at a time

The teacher says "Dave, write all the alphabets on the board"

Dave nervously replies" no ma'am, I don't think I know them all"

Teacher says" come here and give it a try!'

Dave complies and writes on the black board
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

The teacher notices the mistake and asks" Where is the P Dave? "

"Running down my leg"

Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic:

If nature has given you "lemons"

we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!

Say the alphabets!

One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.


Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"

LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".

Laughter starts with alphabet L

all the other alphabets come aughter it

How many letters are in all asian alphabets?

just 2. P an O

I am friends with 25 alphabets

I don't know Y

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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