The Best 11 Alphabets Jokes

Following is our collection of Alphabets jokes which are very funny. There are some alphabets alphabet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alphabets capitalization puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Alphabets Jokes and Puns

An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets

P N E I S

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.

Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.

How a Chemist reads the alphabets

A B C D E F G water P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:
 

P  N  E  I  S
 

The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.
 

Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.

Young Dave just learnt the alphabets

He had an amplified stage fear, he was too afraid to even talk to more than 10 people at a time

The teacher says "Dave, write all the alphabets on the board"

Dave nervously replies" no ma'am, I don't think I know them all"

Teacher says" come here and give it a try!'

Dave complies and writes on the black board
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z"

The teacher notices the mistake and asks" Where is the P Dave? "

"Running down my leg"

Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic:

If nature has given you "lemons"

we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!


Say the alphabets!

One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.

Lil Jhonny "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ".

Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"

LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".

Laughter starts with alphabet L

all the other alphabets come aughter it

How many letters are in all asian alphabets?

just 2. P an O

I am friends with 25 alphabets

I don't know Y

If alphabets were neo-feminists...

x - "Did you just assume my number"

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Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies

You can explore alphabets uppercase reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean alphabets alphabetical dad jokes. There are also alphabets puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alphabets consonant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alphabets phonics piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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