Alphabetically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alphabetically jokes. Read alphabetically executives jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alphabetically flawlessly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Alphabetically Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their a**... are interchangeable."

The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.

I said alphabetically or by age

There are judges for different religions and they are categorized alphabetically.

There's Judge Atheist A, Judge Buddhist B, Judge Christian C and...

Judge Jew D.

My friend warned me that Mark Zuckerberg was the last person I should trust with my information

Literally and alphabetically

PQ syndrome

When you point your weener in one direction, pee comes out the opposite.

Physically may be impossible, but scientists have concurred that alphabetically very much possible.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the alphabetically state puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working alphabetically enforce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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