Alphabetically Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
Four Surgeons are getting coffee
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".
"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their a**... are interchangeable."
The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.
I said alphabetically or by age
There are judges for different religions and they are categorized alphabetically.
There's Judge Atheist A, Judge Buddhist B, Judge Christian C and...
Judge Jew D.
My friend warned me that Mark Zuckerberg was the last person I should trust with my information
Literally and alphabetically
PQ syndrome
When you point your weener in one direction, pee comes out the opposite.
Physically may be impossible, but scientists have concurred that alphabetically very much possible.
