The Best 5 Alphabetically Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alphabetically jokes. There are some alphabetically executives jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alphabetically flawlessly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alphabetically Jokes and Puns

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".

"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."

The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.

I said alphabetically or by age

There are judges for different religions and they are categorized alphabetically.

There's Judge Atheist A, Judge Buddhist B, Judge Christian C and...

Judge Jew D.

My friend warned me that Mark Zuckerberg was the last person I should trust with my information

Literally and alphabetically

PQ syndrome

When you point your weener in one direction, pee comes out the opposite.

Physically may be impossible, but scientists have concurred that alphabetically very much possible.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alphabetically state jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alphabetically enforce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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