Alphabetical Jokes

• Short Alphabetical Jokes
• Alphabetical One Liners
• Arranged Alphabetical Jokes
• More Alphabetical Jokes

Best Short Alphabetical Jokes

These are our top alphabetical puns. Have fun with a good alphabetical joke in English with simple alphabetical humour.

1. Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I" Bobby: I is...
   Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
   Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
2. When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet I thought I had made a new friend But then I saw the next two letters.
3. Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
4. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
   Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
5. What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
6. When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet, I thought someone was actually going to be my friend. Then I saw the next two letters...
7. When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it I didn't really; he was just putting words in my mouth.
8. I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herb in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time? I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.
9. Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.
10. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? You would think they have a hard time with R, but it's actually because they always get lost at C

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these alphabetical jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of alphabetical puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Alphabetical One Liners

Which alphabetical dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alphabetical?

1. Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
2. I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
3. You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for Times new ramen
4. Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet? Because the others are Not-Cs
5. "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..." the vowels."
   Friend: "Why?"
   Me: "Sometimes."
6. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C.
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd move U Cause you're blocking the TV
8. Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
9. At first there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew why.
10. The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest. The rest are e-z.
11. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
12. TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.
13. I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
14. I ate four cans of alphabet soup I later took the biggest vowel movement ever
15. I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup... ...took the words right out of my mouth.

Arranged Alphabetical Jokes

Here is a list of funny arranged alphabetical jokes and even better arranged alphabetical puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic: If nature has given you "lemons"
  
  we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!
• If I could re arrange the alphabet.... I'd put the D in U

Uproarious Alphabetical Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about alphabetical to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make alphabetical prank.

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