Alphabetical Jokes

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The Best jokes about Alphabetical

I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time?

I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.

I have CDO...

It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order...as they should be.

Four surgeons

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients.



The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".



The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".



The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."



The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."



The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.



The fourth surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the ass and head are interchangeable."

I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order.

People ask me 'Where do you find the time?'
I say 'It's right there next to the sage'

Surgery..

Surgery;
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."


Four surgeons are talking...

Four surgeons are talking about their favorite types of patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says he prefers to operate on librarians, because when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order.

The second surgeon says he likes to operate on accountants, because everything inside is numbered.

The third surgeon says his favorite are artists because everything is color-coded.

Finally the last surgeon says nah, you are all wrong politicians are the easiest, because they are brainless, gutless, heatless, and lack a spine.

I have CDO

It's like OCD but in alphabetical order

I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time.

Easy! It's right next to the sage.

Four surgeons.....

......sat around discussing their favourite patients type.
1st surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."
2nd surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order."
3rd surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded." The 4th surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief. The 4th surgeon continues, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts and brains are interchangeable."

OCD

Does anyone else find it really frustrating that "OCD" isn't in alphabetical order?

Someone asked me if I had OCD. So I told them...

I have CDO — it's like OCD, except in alphabetical order.


Things always seem to sound better in alphabetical order...

Don't so think you?

I can say all the capitals in alphabetical order.....

Capital A
Capital B
Capital C...you get the picture.

I have CDO.

It's like OCD, but alphabetical... The way it's supposed to be.

I met a guy who always had to put everything in alphabetical order

He said he had really bad CDO

Doctor, i have CDO

Doctor: what's that?
Patient: OCD, but mine is too severe that I put it in alphabetical order

[Joke Request] jokes about being first.

I'm sorry if this is against the rules but I'm first to speak at a speech I have to give and I was looking for a one liner I could introduce myself with. It should be something related to being first because my name is Alex and it's in alphabetical order.

My wife has C.D.O.

It's such an extreme case of O.C.D. that it has to be put in alphabetical order.

Yesterday I was saying the alphabetical letters in reverse,

but I hit an old man crossing the street.


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