Alphabetical Jokes

Funniest Alphabetical Short Jokes

Short alphabetical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alphabetical humour may include short capital letters jokes also.

1. When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet I thought I had made a new friend But then I saw the next two letters.
2. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
   Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
3. What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
4. When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it I didn't really; he was just putting words in my mouth.
5. I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herb in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time? I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.
6. Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.
7. Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C!
   [ I'm^so^sorry ]
8. I have CDO... It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order...as they should be.
9. What has more letters than the alphabet... The post office...
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   My 9 year old daughter told me this before bed... i thought i'd share.
10. Why was Z afraid of all the other letters in the alphabet? Because all the other letters were not-Z's.

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Alphabetical One Liners

Which alphabetical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alphabetical? I can suggest the ones about alphabet soup and lowercase.

1. I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
2. You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for Times new ramen
3. Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet? Because the others are Not-Cs
4. "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..." the vowels."
   Friend: "Why?"
   Me: "Sometimes."
5. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C.
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd move U Cause you're blocking the TV
7. Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
8. At first there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew why.
9. The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest. The rest are e-z.
10. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
11. TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.
12. I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup... ...took the words right out of my mouth.
13. Why didn't the pirate finish the alphabet? He got lost at C
14. I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
15. What do you get when you mix alphabet soup and laxatives? Letter rip!

Arranged Alphabetical Jokes

Here is a list of funny arranged alphabetical jokes and even better arranged alphabetical puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic: If nature has given you "lemons"
  
  we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!
• If I could re arrange the alphabet.... I'd put the D in U

Uproarious Alphabetical Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about alphabetical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean numbered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alphabetical pranks.