Alphabetical Jokes

These are the 36 alphabetical jokes and hilarious alphabetical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alphabetical that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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Best Short Alphabetical Jokes

These are our top alphabetical puns. Have fun with a good alphabetical joke in English with simple alphabetical humour.

  1. Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I" Bobby: I is...
    Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
    Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
  2. When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet I thought I had made a new friend But then I saw the next two letters.
  3. Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
  4. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  5. What a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
  6. When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet, I thought someone was actually going to be my friend. Then I saw the next two letters...
  7. When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it I didn't really; he was just putting words in my mouth.
  8. I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herb in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time? I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.
  9. Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.
  10. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? You would think they have a hard time with R, but it's actually because they always get lost at C
Alphabetical joke, Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these alphabetical jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of alphabetical puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Alphabetical One Liners

Which alphabetical dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alphabetical?

  1. Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
  2. I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
  3. You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for Times new ramen
  4. Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet? Because the others are Not-Cs
  5. "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..." the vowels."
    Friend: "Why?"
    Me: "Sometimes."
  6. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C.
  7. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd move U Cause you're blocking the TV
  8. Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
  9. At first there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew why.
  10. The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest. The rest are e-z.
  11. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
  12. TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.
  13. I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
  14. I ate four cans of alphabet soup I later took the biggest vowel movement ever
  15. I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup... ...took the words right out of my mouth.

Arranged Alphabetical Jokes

Here is a list of funny arranged alphabetical jokes and even better arranged alphabetical puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic: If nature has given you "lemons"

    we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!
  • If I could re arrange the alphabet.... I'd put the D in U
Alphabetical joke, If I could re arrange the alphabet....

Uproarious Alphabetical Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about alphabetical to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make alphabetical prank.

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an "i" in it.

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with an 'i' in it.
Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Johnny, when you say 'i', it should be followed by 'am'
Johnny: Okay, I am the 9th letter of the alphabet

Getting drunk

at the bar the other night when the bar tender yelled out "Does anyone here know CPR?" I was feeling pretty good so i yelled back "I do, in fact i know the whole alphabet!" Everybody in the entire bar laughed..........except for o**....

Letter Z getting removed Joke

After carefully considering and debating the matter for over two years, the Engwish Wanguage Centwaw Commission (EWCC) came to the concwusion that the letter Z should be remowed from the Engwish alphabet.
zero becomes xero
zoo is now xoo
visualize becomes visualise
analyze becomes analyse
zodiac is now xodiac

I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed does anyone know CPR?

I yelled, I know the entire alphabet and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except o**....

Alphabetical joke, When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

The impact of these alphabetical jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.