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Alphabet Soup Jokes

These are the 92 alphabet soup jokes and hilarious alphabet soup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alphabet soup that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top alphabet soup puns. Have fun with a good alphabet soup joke in English with simple alphabet soup humour.

  1. When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it I didn't really; he was just putting words in my mouth.
  2. My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.
    I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth
  3. I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.
  4. I ate an expired can of alphabet soup... Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
  5. What font does alphabet soup use? Times New Ramen.
    *Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.*
  6. I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels.
  7. I had four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I just had the largest vowel movement...
    I'll see myself out.
  8. ISIS has reportedly starting putting bombs in cans of alphabet soup If any go off, it could spell disaster
  9. I made a concoction with half part laxatives and 4 parts alphabet soup... I call it Letter Rip.
  10. I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these alphabet soup jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of alphabet soup puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !




Alphabet Soup One Liners

Which alphabet soup dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alphabet soup?

  1. You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for Times new ramen
  2. "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..." the vowels."
    Friend: "Why?"
    Me: "Sometimes."
  3. I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
  4. I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
  5. I ate four cans of alphabet soup I later took the biggest vowel movement ever
  6. I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup... ...took the words right out of my mouth.
  7. So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.
  8. You all heard of alphabet soup! Prepare yourself for... Times New Ramen
  9. I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
  10. What do you get when you mix alphabet soup and laxatives? Letter rip!
  11. I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement
  12. Don't leave alphabet soup cooking on the stove unattended. It could spell disaster.
  13. The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen.
  14. I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement.
  15. Ate 3 bowls of alphabet soup earlier... Just took the biggest vowel movement.

Alphabet Soup Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about alphabet soup to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make alphabet soup prank.

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me.

I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me.

I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

A man dining at a restaurant flagged down his waiter and said, "Excuse me.

I have a bee in my soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. Didn't you order the alphabet soup?"

Yo' Mama is so s**..., she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Alphabet soup

Good for your vowels.

A woman is at a café orders the soup de jour, which happens to be alphabet soup that day. But when it arrives it just has ordinary noodles...

She says to the waiter, "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be alphabet soup."
The waiter replies, "It's in *cursive* ma'am."

Alphabet soup...?

More like times new ramen..

You know what soup is the toughest?

The alphabet soup.

What soup is the toughest?

The alphabet soup.

The font for expired alphabet soup

Is old english.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What goes great with Alphabet Soup?

Times New Ramen

What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.

A girl died at her house.

The police reports say she was eating alphabet soup, and choked on the D.

After eating four cans of alphabet soup

I had a huge vowel movement.
Ba-dum
tss

"Stop putting words into my mouth!"

"Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

If someone feeds you alphabet soup...

Is that putting words in your mouth? Also, if they are about to feed you and pull back, is that taking the words out of your mouth?

The waiter hands me a bowl of alphabet soup

"Compliments of the chef"
The soup reads "you're beautiful"

How did Jeffrey d**... make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

I had to stop eating alphabet soup.

I kept developing a vowel blockage.

What do you get if you liquidized Googles assets?

Alphabet Soup

I ate three cans of alphabet soup for dinner...

I had a really good vowel movement the next day.

What do you get when you spill hot water in your keyboard?

Alphabet soup.

I've always wondered what font is used for the letters in alphabet soup...

Turns out it's Times New Ramen

Just ate two bowls of alphabet soup.

I can already feel a vowel movement coming.

Last night for dinner I ate 4 bowls of alphabet soup

This morning I had a crazy vowel movement

I had 3 bowls of alphabet soup one morning.

I had the biggest vowel movement ever.

What does nihilistic alphabet soup always require?

C's to exist

What's the main ingredient of suicidal alphabet soup?

C's to exist

My Mom Tried To Force Feed Me Alphabet Soup, Saying I Loved It

I Hate It When People Put Words In My Mouth

What happens when you eat bananas with alphabet soup?

The sh*t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

You've heard of alphabet soup

But have you heard of.. Times New Ramen?

Blondes shouldn't eat alphabet soup

Because they always choke on the D

Soup

Had alphabet soup for breakfast
Choked on the D

What do you call Chinese alphabet soup?

Times New Ramen.

What is Sergey Brin's favourite meal?

Alphabet soup.

What do you call it when you put laxatives in alphabet soup?

Letter rip.

Soup

I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it Letter Rip

What do you have after eating too much alphabet soup?

A large vowel movement.

It's nice to have something to read in the bathroom

Which is another reason I eat alphabet soup

My roommate said that I couldn't get him alphabet soup by dinner time

He's eating his words right now.

What do you call alphabet soup with only I, V, X, L, C, D, and M?

Ramen Numerals!

What do you call a small person who eats alphabet soup?

Doro-eat-o.

The doctor told me I shouldn't eat alphabet soup.

I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.

I just invented a new soup.

Its alphabet soup mixed with laxative. I call it Letter Rip.

I ate a lot of alphabet soup ..

.. and later had a large vowel movement.

What do you call a pride pool party?

Alphabet soup

I finally found out what font they use for alphabet soup...

Times New Ramen.

Today I'm combining Alphabet Soup & laxatives…

I call it Letter Rip.

How do you know you've eaten too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement

I ate some alphabet soup and some laxatives for lunch

I'm about to have a vowel movement

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