Alpha Males Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alpha Males jokes. Read alpha males jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alpha males puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Alpha Males Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of p**......

Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name.

They have the lowest rate of p**....

[OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"...

I definitely consider myself a Beta male, lots of fun features, but I don't always work correctly...

My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."

"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose e**...!"

People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male...

My name is Charlie ffs.

What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish?

The *Alpha* Beta...

What's the difference between the midget and the alpha male?

The girl didn't see the midget coming.

They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship.

Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.

I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so...

...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.

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