The Best 8 Alpha Male Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alpha Male jokes. There are some alpha male jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alpha male puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alpha Male Jokes and Puns

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name.

They have the lowest rate of penetration.

My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."

"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"

People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male...

My name is Charlie ffs.

What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish?

The *Alpha* Beta...


What's the difference between the midget and the alpha male?

The girl didn't see the midget coming.

They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship.

Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.

I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so...

...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alpha male jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alpha male piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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