Following is our collection of funny Alpha Male jokes. There are some alpha male jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alpha male puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They have a higher rate of penetration...
They have the lowest rate of penetration.
"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"
My name is Charlie ffs.
The *Alpha* Beta...
The girl didn't see the midget coming.
Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.
...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alpha male jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working alpha male piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.