Alpha Male Jokes
16 alpha male jokes and hilarious alpha male puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alpha male that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Alpha Male Short Jokes
Short alpha male jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alpha male humour may include short beta male jokes also.
- What's the difference between the midget and the alpha male? The girl didn't see the midget coming.
- Why do they call the alpha male "Mr. Blue Ray"? Because he's superior in every way to Betamax
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Alpha Male One Liners
Which alpha male one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alpha male? I can suggest the ones about alpha and alpha beta.
- People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male... My name is Charlie ffs.
- What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
- There are 3 types of males. Alpha, Beta and Hulk
- Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
- I may not be an alpha male-- --but at least I'm beta than you! :D
Heartwarming Alpha Male Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about alpha male you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean males mate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alpha male pranks.
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You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male
They have a higher rate of p**......
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Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name.
They have the lowest rate of p**....
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My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."
"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose e**...!"
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I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so...
...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.