Alpha Jokes

62 alpha jokes and hilarious alpha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alpha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny alpha jokes. From witty one-liners to hilarious knock-knock jokes, we've got all the laughs you need.

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Best Short Alpha Jokes

Short alpha puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alpha humour may include short omega jokes also.

  1. When a guy describes himself as an alpha, I often think that's a pretty accurate description... Because after all, alpha is slow, heavy and really bad at penetrating biological material.
  2. Two postman compete to see who can deliver more letters, what do you call the winner? The alpha mail
  3. [OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"... I definitely consider myself a Beta male, lots of fun features, but I don't always work correctly...
  4. I slammed €1,000 down on the bookies counter demanding to put it all on A2Z at 26/1 It was a real alpha bet.
    (I don't care if it's terrible, I made myself laugh with it)
  5. Alpha Kenny Wun Write that "name" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class.
  6. What's the difference between the midget and the alpha male? The girl didn't see the midget coming.
  7. A guy walks into a bar that's still in pre-alpha when he sees another player ... and asks "why the long face?"
  8. Wolfram-Alpha was recently shut down because of a flood of calculations that didn't make any sense at all being submitted at once. It was quite a cheeky NaNDDoS.
  9. What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle
  10. They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship. Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.
Alpha joke, They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about alpha can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of alpha puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Alpha One Liners

Which alpha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alpha? I can suggest the ones about beta and alley.

  1. In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with "Alpha Mail."
  2. Alpha Kenny body joke Say “Alpha Kenny body” ten times slowly !
  3. People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male... My name is Charlie ffs.
  4. What do you call 26 letters chipping in to make a big gamble? An alpha bet.
  5. What do Vampires learn at school? Alpha-bat
  6. If there's Alpha Centauri and Beta Centauri.... When are they releasing the full game?
  7. What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
  8. What do you call a tough mailman? Alpha Mail
  9. Alpha particles are cool and all, but... Single electrons are beta
  10. How do you call the biggest beer bottle? The alpha ale.
  11. What should you not give to a dyslexic person for breakfast? Alpha-bits
  12. Alpha Cure mom, sofa king hard
  13. I can't eat Alpha-Bits. I suffer from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
  14. Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation? He's a sealion now.
  15. Take this advice from me, don't use alpha for your phone. It's still in its alpha phase.

Alpha Beta Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha beta jokes and even better alpha beta puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to be an Alpha, but now I have so much experience as a Beta I've become a Master Beta
  • I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so... ...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.
  • There are 3 types of males. Alpha, Beta and Hulk
  • Why didn't Jeff join the beta testing program? Cause he considered himself an alpha.
    *Ba dum tsss*
  • Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
  • I may not be an alpha male-- --but at least I'm beta than you! :D
  • You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of p**......
  • Alpha and Beta were having s**... Alpha comes first.

Alpha Male Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha male jokes and even better alpha male puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do they call the alpha male "Mr. Blue Ray"? Because he's superior in every way to Betamax
  • Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name. They have the lowest rate of p**....

Alpha Phi Alpha Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha phi alpha jokes and even better alpha phi alpha puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Are you Russian? Yeah! I'm hoping I either get Kappa Kappa Gamma or Alpha Phi!
Alpha joke, Are you Russian?

Alpha Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about alpha you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean delta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make alpha prank.

Alphabet soup

Good for your vowels.

Alphabet soup...?

More like times new ramen..

What did the alphabet master say when his apprentice dropped his vowels?

I've got my I on U.

I was alphabetising my spice rack...

when I realised I have too much spare thyme.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?



Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a t**... attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

My wife Mei said to me, "You just rike Trump."

"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose e**...!"

Alphabet Pick-up-line

Me: You remind of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Girl: There are 26 letters in the alphabet d**...
Me: Oh, I forgot to mention, U R A Q T
Girl: That still only makes 25 . . .
Me: Don't worry, I will give you that D later

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't p**... well.

The alphabet scares me

A bee sea?
No thank you, I'll just stop you right there.

If you can read this...

India Mike November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Golf India Victor Echo Yankee Oscar Uniform Uniform Papa November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Lima Echo Tango Yankee Oscar Uniform Delta Oscar Whiskey November November Echo Victor Echo Romeo Golf Oscar November November Alpha Romeo Uniform November Alpha Romeo Oscar Uniform November Delta Alpha November Delta Delta Echo Sierra Echo Romeo Tango Yankee Oscar Uniform.

Some friends are talking about whose wife is the boss of the house.

Some friends are sitting at a table talking about whose wife is the boss of the house.
One friend points at an empty table and says, Whoever thinks their wife is the alpha sit over there.
Everyone, but one man goes over to the empty table and sits.
Everyone applauds, You're the alpha of the house?
No, my wife doesn't like me sitting in crowded places.

Say the alphabets!

One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.
Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"
LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".

How many letters in alphabet joke

Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...

Letter Z getting removed Joke

After carefully considering and debating the matter for over two years, the Engwish Wanguage Centwaw Commission (EWCC) came to the concwusion that the letter Z should be remowed from the Engwish alphabet.
zero becomes xero
zoo is now xoo
visualize becomes visualise
analyze becomes analyse
zodiac is now xodiac

The alphabet is terrifying.

A bee sea? No thank you

The alphabet in 2021: ABDFGHJKLMNOQSVWXYZ.

There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.

I have an alphabet grenade.

If it goes off, it could spell disaster.

Why did the Alphabet Army lose the war?

They just didn't have the numbers.

Alpha joke, [OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"...

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