Alpha Jokes

Funniest Alpha Short Jokes

Short alpha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alpha humour may include short omega jokes also.

1. When a guy describes himself as an alpha, I often think that's a pretty accurate description... Because after all, alpha is slow, heavy and really bad at penetrating biological material.
2. Two postman compete to see who can deliver more letters, what do you call the winner? The alpha mail
3. [OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"... I definitely consider myself a Beta male, lots of fun features, but I don't always work correctly...
4. I slammed €1,000 down on the bookies counter demanding to put it all on A2Z at 26/1 It was a real alpha bet.
   (I don't care if it's terrible, I made myself laugh with it)
5. Alpha Kenny Wun Write that "name" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class.
6. What's the difference between the midget and the alpha male? The girl didn't see the midget coming.
7. A guy walks into a bar that's still in pre-alpha when he sees another player ... and asks "why the long face?"
8. Wolfram-Alpha was recently shut down because of a flood of calculations that didn't make any sense at all being submitted at once. It was quite a cheeky NaNDDoS.
9. What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle
10. They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship. Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.

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Alpha One Liners

Which alpha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alpha? I can suggest the ones about beta and alley.

1. In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with "Alpha Mail."
2. Alpha Kenny body joke Say “Alpha Kenny body” ten times slowly !
3. People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male... My name is Charlie ffs.
4. What do you call 26 letters chipping in to make a big gamble? An alpha bet.
5. What do Vampires learn at school? Alpha-bat
6. If there's Alpha Centauri and Beta Centauri.... When are they releasing the full game?
7. What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
8. What do you call a tough mailman? Alpha Mail
9. Alpha particles are cool and all, but... Single electrons are beta
10. How do you call the biggest beer bottle? The alpha ale.
11. What should you not give to a dyslexic person for breakfast? Alpha-bits
12. Alpha Cure mom, sofa king hard
13. I can't eat Alpha-Bits. I suffer from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
14. Did you hear about the seal who was exposed to alpha radiation? He's a sealion now.
15. Take this advice from me, don't use alpha for your phone. It's still in its alpha phase.

Alpha Beta Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha beta jokes and even better alpha beta puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to be an Alpha, but now I have so much experience as a Beta I've become a Master Beta
• I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so... ...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.
• There are 3 types of males. Alpha, Beta and Hulk
• Why didn't Jeff join the beta testing program? Cause he considered himself an alpha.
  *Ba dum tsss*
• Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
• I may not be an alpha male-- --but at least I'm beta than you! :D
• You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of p**......
• Alpha and Beta were having s**... Alpha comes first.

Alpha Male Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha male jokes and even better alpha male puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do they call the alpha male "Mr. Blue Ray"? Because he's superior in every way to Betamax
• Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name. They have the lowest rate of p**....

Alpha Phi Alpha Jokes

Here is a list of funny alpha phi alpha jokes and even better alpha phi alpha puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Are you Russian? Yeah! I'm hoping I either get Kappa Kappa Gamma or Alpha Phi!

Alpha Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about alpha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean delta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alpha pranks.