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Good for your vowels.
The *Alpha* Beta...
They become alpha-beta-cle
More like times new ramen..
Write that "name" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class.
I've got my I on U.
when I realised I have too much spare thyme.
Characters.
Cure mom, sofa king hard
Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.
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A says, "Alpha queue".
They have a higher rate of penetration...
Because they lost an I.
"Confident? An alpha male?" I said.
She shook her head.
"Real-estate savvy? A canny businessman?"
She looked at the floor and sighed.
"Proud father of - "
"No Steve!" She said, slamming the knife down on the counter. "Both roose erection!"
Me: You remind of the 20 letters of the alphabet
Girl: There are 26 letters in the alphabet dumbass
Me: Oh, I forgot to mention, U R A Q T
Girl: That still only makes 25 . . .
Me: Don't worry, I will give you that D later
He's a sealion now.
The alpha ale.
x - "Did you just assume my number"
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
... it always says "hi", "jk".
When are they releasing the full game?
Single electrons are beta
My name is Charlie ffs.
Alpha Mail
The alpha mail
A bee sea?
No thank you, I'll just stop you right there.
The girl didn't see the midget coming.
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Some friends are sitting at a table talking about whose wife is the boss of the house.
One friend points at an empty table and says, Whoever thinks their wife is the alpha sit over there.
Everyone, but one man goes over to the empty table and sits.
Everyone applauds, You're the alpha of the house?
No, my wife doesn't like me sitting in crowded places.
...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.
...for contacting people who've pasta way.
I've become a Master Beta
The only thing I can penetrate is air.
Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.
One day lil Jhonny had to badly go to the bathroom. His English teacher Miss. Strict didn't believe he had to go that badly and thought he was disrupting the class so told him to hold it in. Lil Jhonny kept pestering her every 5 mins until she had it. So she said recite the alphabets quickly and I'll let you go.
Lil Jhonny "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ".
Miss. Strict "Lil Jhonny where is your P?"
LJ "It's running down my pants Miss. Strict".
Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...
Why is letter Z last in the alphabet?
Because he is always sleeping!
After carefully considering and debating the matter for over two years, the Engwish Wanguage Centwaw Commission (EWCC) came to the concwusion that the letter Z should be remowed from the Engwish alphabet.
zero becomes xero
zoo is now xoo
visualize becomes visualise
analyze becomes analyse
zodiac is now xodiac
A bee sea? No thank you
There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.
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