Alpha Beta Jokes

23 alpha beta jokes and hilarious alpha beta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alpha beta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Alpha Beta Short Jokes

Short alpha beta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alpha beta humour may include short alpha jokes also.

  1. [OC] Everyone talks about being an "Alpha Male"... I definitely consider myself a Beta male, lots of fun features, but I don't always work correctly...
  2. What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle
  3. They say that alpha males are always the ones wearing the pants in the relationship. Unless of course your a frequent mastur-beta.
  4. I used to be an Alpha, but now I have so much experience as a Beta I've become a Master Beta
  5. I'm not an Alpha OR Beta male so... ...I must be an Omega male because I'm the last guy anyone will sleep with.
  6. Why didn't Jeff join the beta testing program? Cause he considered himself an alpha.
    *Ba dum tsss*
  7. You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male They have a higher rate of p**......

Share These Alpha Beta Jokes With Friends

Alpha Beta One Liners

Which alpha beta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alpha beta? I can suggest the ones about alpha male and beta.

  1. People keep asking me if I'm an alpha male or a beta male... My name is Charlie ffs.
  2. If there's Alpha Centauri and Beta Centauri.... When are they releasing the full game?
  3. What do you call the dominant male in a school of fish? The *Alpha* Beta...
  4. Alpha particles are cool and all, but... Single electrons are beta
  5. There are 3 types of males. Alpha, Beta and Hulk
  6. Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers.
  7. I may not be an alpha male-- --but at least I'm beta than you! :D
  8. Alpha and Beta were having s**... Alpha comes first.

Alpha Beta Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about alpha beta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beta male jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alpha beta pranks.