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My wife is k**... me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

How do camels learn to mate ?

They read the llama Sutra.
Alpaca my bags, I think.....

My spouse told me to stop making animal puns or leave..

I guess alpaca my bags then

What did the animal say when it was told to leave the zoo?

Fine! Alpaca my bags.

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?


What did the male alpaca say when he was kicked out of the house for cheating on his wife?

Alpaca bag.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

Why did the lama get pulled aside by the TSA agent?

He didn't alpaca his own bags.

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