Alpaca Jokes

Following is our collection of collie funnies and fleece chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Alpaca puns for adults, dirty sweaters jokes or clean dalai gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Alpaca

I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm,

next time Alpaca lunch.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"

What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic?

Alpaca lunch.

Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world

The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips


If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world.

It's the alpaca-lips.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What did the animal say when it was told to leave the zoo?

Fine! Alpaca my bags.

I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world.

It was just the alpaca lips.

They told me to bring an exotic animal

I said alpaca Llama

They asked if that was a hybrid

I tried eating a whole llama once.

I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."


What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

...Kendrick Llama

I was out to potluck with the sheep family

I told them alpaca dish.

A camel

Is just an alpaca that wants two hump.

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."

What did the male alpaca say when he was kicked out of the house for cheating on his wife?

Alpaca bag.


What is cute and furry but would chew your face off and likely cause the end of civilization as we know it?

Zombie Alpaca Lips

What did an Italian Llama say to his wife after she demanded a divorce?

Fine! Alpaca my things!

What did the stoner llama say to the other stoner llama?

Alpaca bowl.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

A kiss from what would cause the end of the world?

Alpaca Lips

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