The Best 35 Alpaca Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alpaca jokes. There are some alpaca fleece jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alpaca dalai puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Alpaca Jokes and Puns

I was out to potluck with the sheep family

I told them alpaca dish.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

I tried eating a whole llama once.

I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."

What is cute and furry but would chew your face off and likely cause the end of civilization as we know it?

Zombie Alpaca Lips

What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic?

Alpaca lunch.

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.

Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"

"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."

Alpaca joke, Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was it

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?


I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm,

next time Alpaca lunch.

Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world

The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world.

It's the alpaca-lips.

A camel

Is just an alpaca that wants two hump.

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

They told me to bring an exotic animal

I said alpaca Llama

They asked if that was a hybrid

Alpaca joke, They told me to bring an exotic animal

Why did the lama get pulled aside by the TSA agent?

He didn't alpaca his own bags.

What do you call a alpaca working in the meat section at a supermarket

Deli llama.

What did the mom alpaca say to her child before school?

Child: can I buy my food at school?

Mom: no, don't worry, alpaca lunch.

Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017

...Kendrick Llama

What do you call an Alpaca with curry on its face?

The Dhall-Eye Llama!

What did the animal say when it was told to leave the zoo?

Fine! Alpaca my bags.

What did the stoner llama say to the other stoner llama?

Alpaca bowl.

A llama walks into her house to see her husband in bed with another llama

After a moment of intense silence, the husband gets up and says, "alpaca my bags."

What did the male alpaca say when he was kicked out of the house for cheating on his wife?

Alpaca bag.

A kiss from what would cause the end of the world?

Alpaca Lips

Alpaca joke, A kiss from what would cause the end of the world?

What did an Italian Llama say to his wife after she demanded a divorce?

Fine! Alpaca my things!

I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world.

It was just the alpaca lips.

What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama?

Alpaca bowl

A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food.

The zookeeer at home said, alpaca lunch .

What did the male alpaca say to the female alpaca?

Como te llama

What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?

Alpaca lunch

What'd the wife alpaca say to the husband alpaca, when he said, it's cold out?

Alpaca coat, love.

My spouse told me to stop making animal puns or leave..

I guess alpaca my bags then

How do camels learn to mate ?

They read the Llama Sutra.

Alpaca my bags, I think.....

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