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Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
[Pulling out]
Me: Excuse me, what?
Set a fat kid on fire
"You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."
Jesus was nailed to a cross and killed by his own people for the things he did. I'm not 100% sure that he's the best person to look to for decision making advice.
Generally you are eating out, it cost alot and you never want to finish...
... but they have alot of heart.
(i'm not funny)
she is always asking me if I am still listening
...he turns to his friend and says, "Hella Copters"
A little boy was eating a bag of candy when a lady approached him and said, "you know, that candy will rot your teeth and shorten your life", to which the boy replied, "I dunno, my uncle lived to be 107 years old". "Oh", said the lady, "and your uncle ate alot of candy I suppose"? "No", said the boy, "he minded his own fuckin' business"!
Hash with alot of Salt
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Someone had to die for it to happen.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- virgin territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
He really kneaded the dough alot
i spent alot of my days trying to grow a specific seasoning in my garden. it took forever, but once it finally produced, i had the thyme of my life.
That's alot of pressure.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
It's pretty average for them.
If there under 13 do them in your head
let me be your *soil*mate
It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote.
Then i was born
I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions
He said "No, I just keep the tips."
and when I say alot I mean a lot.
It would have alot of trans fat
Because they drink to much coughee.
It means alot.
When did she change her last name to 'For Prison'?
But his best ones were when he was in A Minor
Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best.
im under alot of pier pressure!
For instance... If they're around your throat she's probably upset
You could say last year was pretty lit
It was painful, it was tiring
But at least my dad came
Man they got alot of water up there..
It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.
Because the one with the most votes wins
You can do it with a credit card, but it's much easier with a knife
like this one time, I was in the middle of a funeral and... oh god dammit.
Now whenever I tell my kids to "Sit Down!" when they are acting up in public, they reply with "Be Humble!"
Never done it...
yank on the string and she'll make alot of noise
The cost alot to maintain,
Considering the amount of time you spend inside them
Saw a gentleman with a Christmas themed walking stick, covered in tinsel and alot of tree lights, I complimented the man on the festiveness of the stick.
He turned and said "Yes well usually I have difficulty with my stick being a bit too heavy but this is the only time of the year it's light"..
There was no war, just alot of violins
You get alot of bang for your buck.
D to go forward, R to go backward
Best decision I ever made. She taught me alot about myself.
Unfortunately we lost alot of money when this investment was outlawed.
She interrupted him and said: but I have one flaw you should be aware of: I fart alot! Like a lot!
He giggled and said it's alright I have a problem with my nose too, I can't smell that well.
After three days of them living together ,
The guy is opening the windows of the apartment,
And the wife is crying and shouting YOU LIED TO ME, YOU CAN SMELL!,
The guy responded: no I didn't but it is getting hard to walk around here! my eyes are burning!
i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money
Too bad I haven't made much money.
[I drink ALOT the night before. I'm so hungover, dying doesn't seem that bad of an idea.]
That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
a whole lot of mowing through stuffΒ with a few patches here and there
so they decided that in order to cater to these people, they would decorate the station with metrognomes
But now my friends say I can't bring it up.
Short cummings.
But I think people should Romaine calm.
I dunno what they're called but they sure do enjoy their Seizure salads alot.
Urine alot of trouble!!
ba-dum-tss
I guess a lot of girls wanted to go down in history.
Alot of them go missing.
So one day he stole some bread because he was starving and couldn't buy food. He was caught and sentenced to death. It's really not that funny, but this joke was poor Lee executed.
There was once a man named Odd. He was very embarresed by his name and didn't want anyone to know about it. When he died he had no name written on his gravestone.
One day a bunch of tourists came to his town and visited the graveyard where they came across a gravestone with no name on it.
"That's Odd!" He said
Because they know alot about things that are in-bred.
Bob Loblaw
I see people like archery now.
Cause life's a movie, and I'm just practicing my lines.
It means alot to them
And Iran, I ran so far away!
The bartender says, " you're in here alot, are you an alcoholic?"
The horse ponders for a moment and responds " I don't think I am" and poof he disappears.
This is where philosophy students begin to snicker because they are familiar with Descartes postulate,
" I think therefore I am."
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
But i gave up as it was alot of paperwork.
That hertz alot
Because i can count on them..............
Me: That's alot of feed.
Farmer: Yeah. The cattle eat it.
Me: Man.....that's one hungry cat
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