Cheerful Alopecia Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.
Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.
"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."
"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?"
"Well," she dimpled, "there's only one way to find out."
"Of course!" I said, and took out my phone. "Hey, Google..."
I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...
...fortunately it didn't raise any eyebrows.
As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped...
I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.
Entered an alopecia contest.
I lost by a hair.
What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?
apache
What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?
One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.
I joined an Alopecia support group
I take my hat off to people with alopecia.
Because they need it more than me.
you know what people with alopecia say....
you know what people with alopecia say... hair today gone tomorrow
A new wizard with Alopecia started at Hogwarts....
Hagrid: "You're not a hairy wizard!"
