The Best 10 Alopecia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alopecia jokes. There are some alopecia scalp jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alopecia hairdo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alopecia Jokes and Puns

I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.

Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.

"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."

"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?"

"Well," she dimpled, "there's only one way to find out."

"Of course!" I said, and took out my phone. "Hey, Google..."

I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...

...fortunately it didn't raise any eyebrows.

As an amateur dermatologist detective this latest case has me stumped...

I'm not too worried though alopecia it all together in the end.

Entered an alopecia contest.

I lost by a hair.

What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache


What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?

One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.

I take my hat off to people with alopecia.

Because they need it more than me.

you know what people with alopecia say....

you know what people with alopecia say... hair today gone tomorrow

I joined an Alopecia support group

A new wizard with Alopecia started at Hogwarts....

Hagrid: "You're not a hairy wizard!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alopecia mustache jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alopecia shave piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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