Aloha Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aloha jokes. Read aloha ack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aloha klam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Aloha Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

"Aloha, a bar,"

said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What does the Hawaiian Jihadist say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai?

Aloha Ackbar!

Where did Mohammed take his wife of their trip to Hawaii?

To The Aloha Snackbar

Burned my Hawaiian pizza...

Should have put it on aloha temperature.

Aloha joke, Burned my Hawaiian pizza...

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night.

Must use Aloha setting.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

"Aloha Akbar!"

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today...

I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

What do you call a t**... on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Hawaiian terrorists be like...

Aloha Akbar

Aloha joke, Hawaiian terrorists be like...

Aloha

Aloha, I'm pretending I'm in Hawaii but really I'm just trying to get lei'd

What do you say when you first come across a Hawaiian highjacking a plane, whilst screaming "It's a trap"

Aloha Ackbar

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

What does a Hawaiian s**... bomber say when he walks into a building?

ALOHA ACKBAR!

Did you hear about the Muslim who started his own food stand in Hawaii?

He's calling it the "Aloha Snack Bar".

I overcooked my Hawaiian pizza

I should've put it on Aloha heat

What does a fat t**... say?

Aloha snack bar.

What does a hawaiian t**... say?

Aloha Akbar

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today..

I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

What do you get when you cross a t**... and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!

I'm sorry

Aloha joke, What do you get when you cross a t**... and a Hawaiian food truck?

What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar.

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza to a charred crisp last night...

I should have used aloha temperature.

I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii

They called it the "Aloha"

A Muslim opens a cafe in Hawaii called Aloha Snackbar

Business is booming.

What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet?

Aloha snack-bar

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night..

Should have put it on aloha setting

How do you greet a wizard who is too s**... to unlock doors

Aloha m**...

Burned my Hawiian pizza today...

Guess I shoulda cooked it on Aloha temperature.

d**..., I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

What's a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?

Aloha.

What does a t**... from Hawaii say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar.

What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?

Aloha Snackbar

I just burnt myself making Hawaiian pizza

I should have put it on Aloha Temperature.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

I should have used a Aloha setting.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night

I should have put it on aloha temperature

Burnt myself on a microwaved Hawaiian pizza.

Should have put it on aloha setting.

I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today

Should've used aloha temperature

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. ​

I should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.

Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza?

###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...


I know where the door is.

Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud?

They just give aloha!



Credit to the roommate, caught me off guard

Just burnt my hawaiian pizza in my oven tonight..

Should have used aloha temperature....

Do Hawaiians laugh really loud?

Or is it just Aloha?

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself?

Aloha Akbar!

I ordered a Hawaiian Pizza today, and it was burnt.

It should have been cooked at aloha temperature.

Every overcooked a Hawaiian pizza?

Should have put it on aloha temperature

what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly?

A-lo-ha

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