The Best 45 Aloha Jokes

Following is our collection of Aloha jokes which are very funny. There are some aloha ack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aloha klam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

"Aloha, a bar,"

said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What does the Hawaiian Jihadist say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?


What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai?

Aloha Ackbar!

Where did Mohammed take his wife of their trip to Hawaii?

To The Aloha Snackbar

Burned my Hawaiian pizza...

Should have put it on aloha temperature.

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night.

Must use Aloha setting.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

"Aloha Akbar!"

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today...

I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Hawaiian terrorists be like...

Aloha Akbar


Aloha, I'm pretending I'm in Hawaii but really I'm just trying to get lei'd

What do you say when you first come across a Hawaiian highjacking a plane, whilst screaming "It's a trap"

Aloha Ackbar

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

What does a Hawaiian suicide bomber say when he walks into a building?


Did you hear about the Muslim who started his own food stand in Hawaii?

He's calling it the "Aloha Snack Bar".

I overcooked my Hawaiian pizza

I should've put it on Aloha heat

What does a fat terrorist say?

Aloha snack bar.

What does a hawaiian terrorist say?

Aloha Akbar

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today..

I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!

I'm sorry

What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar.

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza to a charred crisp last night...

I should have used aloha temperature.

I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii

They called it the "Aloha"

A Muslim opens a cafe in Hawaii called Aloha Snackbar

Business is booming.

What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet?

Aloha snack-bar

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night..

Should have put it on aloha setting

How do you greet a wizard who is too stupid to unlock doors

Aloha moron

Burned my Hawiian pizza today...

Guess I shoulda cooked it on Aloha temperature.

Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

What's a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?


What does a terrorist from Hawaii say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar.

What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?

Aloha Snackbar

I just burnt myself making Hawaiian pizza

I should have put it on Aloha Temperature.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

I should have used a Aloha setting.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night

I should have put it on aloha temperature

Burnt myself on a microwaved Hawaiian pizza.

Should have put it on aloha setting.

I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today

Should've used aloha temperature

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. ​

I should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.

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