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52 aloha jokes and hilarious aloha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aloha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Aloha Short Jokes

Short aloha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aloha humour may include short salute jokes also.

  1. I ordered a Hawaiian Pizza today, and it was burnt. It should have been cooked at aloha temperature.
  2. Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
  3. Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza? ###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...
    I know where the door is.
  4. Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud? They just give aloha!
    Credit to the roommate, caught me off guard
  5. Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar
  6. What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar.
  7. Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza. Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.
    I should have used a Aloha setting.
  8. A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï. He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".
  9. I overcooked my Hawaiian pizza I should've put it on Aloha heat
  10. What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Aloha One Liners

Which aloha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aloha? I can suggest the ones about hawaiian pizza and haiku.

  1. Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
  2. I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting
  3. Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature.
  4. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've used aloha temperature
  5. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.. Should have put it on aloha setting
  6. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night I should have put it on aloha temperature
  7. Just burnt my hawaiian pizza in my oven tonight.. Should have used aloha temperature....
  8. I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting.
  9. How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? "Aloha Akbar!"
  10. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. ​ I should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.
  11. I just burnt myself making Hawaiian pizza I should have put it on Aloha Temperature.
  12. I just burned my Hawaiian pizza Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
  13. What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself? Aloha Akbar!
  14. Do Hawaiians laugh really loud? Or is it just Aloha?
  15. What did the Muslim on a surfboard say? Aloha Akbar!

Aloha joke, What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Cheerful Aloha Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about aloha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aloha pranks.

"Aloha, a bar,"

said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai?

Aloha Ackbar!

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

What does a Hawaiian s**... bomber say when he walks into a building?

ALOHA ACKBAR!

What does a fat t**... say?

Aloha snack bar.

What does a hawaiian t**... say?

Aloha Akbar

What do you get when you cross a t**... and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!
I'm sorry

I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii

They called it the "Aloha"

What does a t**... from Hawaii say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar.

What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?

Aloha Snackbar

Every overcooked a Hawaiian pizza?

Should have put it on aloha temperature

what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly?

A-lo-ha

Aloha joke, what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly?

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