Aloha Jokes

Funniest Aloha Short Jokes

Short aloha jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aloha humour may include short salute jokes also.

1. Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
2. Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down buy overcooking a Hawaiian pizza? ###He should have cooked it at aloha temperature...
   I know where the door is.
3. Did you know Hawaiians never laugh very loud? They just give aloha!
   
4. Did you hear about the drug kingpin in Hawaii they call the El Chapo of the south Pacific? He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.
5. What do you call a Muslim fruit stand that sells treats on a beach in Hawaii? 'Aloha Snack bar!'
6. What do you say when you first come across a Hawaiian highjacking a plane, whilst screaming "It's a trap" Aloha Ackbar
7. A hawaiian jihadist stubs his toe before introducing himself to a tiki bar ... "Aloha *ACK*-bar!"
8. Help me write this joke. Punchline is "Aloha Akbar!" something something Barrack Obama Hawaii Muslim
9. What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar
10. What is ISIS's favorite food? Aloha snack bar

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Aloha One Liners

Which aloha one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aloha? I can suggest the ones about hawaiian pizza and haiku.

1. Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
2. How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? "Aloha Akbar!"
3. What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say to encourage himself? Aloha Akbar!
4. What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar.
5. A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawaï. He called it "Aloha-Wok-bar".
6. What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR
7. what do call it when a Hawaiian laughs softly? A-lo-ha
8. What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say? Aloha Snackbar
9. "Aloha, a bar," said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.
10. What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai? Aloha Ackbar!
11. A Muslim opens a cafe in Hawaii called Aloha Snackbar Business is booming.
12. I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii They called it the "Aloha"
13. Aloha Aloha, I'm pretending I'm in Hawaii but really I'm just trying to get lei'd
14. Where did Mohammed take his wife of their trip to Hawaii? To The Aloha Snackbar
15. What is the worst thing to hear in Hawaii? Aloha Akbar

Cheerful Aloha Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about aloha you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aloha pranks.