Aloha Jokes

Following is our collection of maui humor and ack one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aloha puns for adults, dirty pupperoni jokes or clean klam gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Aloha

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today..

I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today...

I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

Burned my Hawaiian pizza...

Should have put it on aloha temperature.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night..

Should have put it on aloha setting

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night

I should have put it on aloha temperature

I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night.

Must use Aloha setting.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

"Aloha Akbar!"

What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?

Aloha snack bar!

I'm sorry

I just burnt myself making Hawaiian pizza

I should have put it on Aloha Temperature.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

What does a fat terrorist say?

Aloha snack bar.

Hawaiian terrorists be like...

Aloha Akbar

What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

Last night I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza.

I should have used a Aloha setting.

What does a Hawaiian Muslim who own a buffet say?

Aloha Snackbar

I overcooked my Hawaiian pizza

I should've put it on Aloha heat

A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam

Aloha Snack-bar

"Aloha, a bar,"

said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.

What does a Hawaiian suicide bomber say when he walks into a building?


What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

A Muslim opens a cafe in Hawaii called Aloha Snackbar

Business is booming.

What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai?

Aloha Ackbar!

I went to the midget comedy fest in Hawaii

They called it the "Aloha"

What does a hawaiian terrorist say?

Aloha Akbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?


How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What does a terrorist from Hawaii say before exploding?

Aloha Akbar.

Burnt myself on a microwaved Hawaiian pizza.

Should have put it on aloha setting.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar


Aloha, I'm pretending I'm in Hawaii but really I'm just trying to get lei'd

What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet?

Aloha snack-bar

Where did Mohammed take his wife of their trip to Hawaii?

To The Aloha Snackbar

Burned my Hawiian pizza today...

Guess I shoulda cooked it on Aloha temperature.

Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

What's a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?


How do you greet a wizard who is too stupid to unlock doors

Aloha moron

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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