Aloe Vera Jokes

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Aloe Vera Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good aloe vera joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii?

With Aloe-ha Vera!

If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?

Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?

A succuweenie.

What did the moisturiser say to his wife when greeting her at the train station?

Alo Vera!

What did the cactus say to his wife?

'Aloe Vera!

What did the cockley plant say to the other plant called Vera?

Aloe Vera

What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?

Aloe aloe vera

Oh, Jim...

Jim goes to the Doctors about a rash. "Doc, I've had this rash on my chin for 2 weeks now. I've tried everything; aloe vera, tea tree oil, vaseline. Nothing works."
The Doctor says "Oh I've seen this before"
"You have?"
"Yes. I had the exact same thing last week. I was going down on my wife once a night for a week and one morning, it was gone. You should try it"
"Ok Doc!"
So he goes off and comes back 2 days later.
"Wow, Doc, You were right. It does work. And I must say, what a beautiful house you have"

Would you like some Aloe Vera?

Because you just got burned.

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