The Best 10 Aloe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aloe jokes. There are some aloe moisturizer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aloe succulent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Aloe Jokes and Puns

How do they answer the phone at the burn center?


If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?

Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate.

I'm sorry

What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?

A succuweenie.

What did one succulent say to the other?

"Aloe there"

A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.

Aloe Akbar.

What is Aloe Blacc's real name?

Bye Bye White

Aloe joke, What is Aloe Blacc's real name?

Someone stole my succulent plant.

That was aloe move.

What did the cockley plant say to the other plant called Vera?

Aloe Vera

What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?

Aloe aloe vera

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aloe lotion puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aloe dab piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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