Delightful Fun Aloe Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
How do they answer the phone at the burn center?
Aloe
If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from?
Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
What do Australians use for sun burns?
Aloe, mate.
I'm sorry
What do you get when you cross an aloe vera plant with a dachshund?
A succuweenie.
What did one succulent say to the other?
"Aloe there"
A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.
Aloe Akbar.
What is Aloe Blacc's real name?
Bye Bye White
Someone stole my succulent plant.
That was aloe move.
What did the cockley plant say to the other plant called Vera?
Aloe Vera
What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?
Aloe aloe vera
