Almond Oil Jokes

These are 3 almond oil jokes and hilarious almond oil puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about almond oil that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Almond Oil Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Almond oil is made by crushing almonds,

Peanut oil is made by crushing peanuts, coconut oil is made by crushing coconuts.
I really feel horrible about all those babies.

If coconut oil is made with coconuts,

Almond oil is made with almonds,
Groundnut oil is made with groundnuts,
Then I surely know what baby oil is.....

Crude Oil massage

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?
Me : ok, which oil will u use ?
Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹
Me : herbal oil ?
Barber: 150₹
Me: Coconut Oil
Barber : 100₹
Me : anything cheaper than this ?
Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel of crude oil

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