Almond Milk Jokes

36 almond milk jokes and hilarious almond milk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about almond milk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Almond Milk Short Jokes

Short almond milk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The almond milk humour may include short almond jokes also.

  1. I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'. They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.
  2. Why do they call almond milk, almond milk? Because nut juice just wouldn't be appropriate.
  3. Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because no one can say "nut juice" with a straight face
  4. I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."
  5. Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
  6. It's called almond milk for a reason. Try keeping a straight face while drinking something called "nut juice".
  7. Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?
  8. How exactly do they make almond milk? It's not like you can extract milk from tiny almond n**....

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Almond Milk One Liners

Which almond milk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with almond milk? I can suggest the ones about almond nuts and soy milk.

  1. What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
  2. Why is it called Almond Milk? Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.
  3. I know why they call it Almond Milk Cause you can't say Nut Juice with a straight face.
  4. Why do they call it almond milk? Cuz no one can say nut juice with a straight face....
  5. Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.
  6. How do you milk an almond? You make it nutt.
  7. Why is it called almond milk? "Nut juice" wasnt very popular.
  8. What do you call it when you get milk from an almond? Busting a nut.
  9. Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?
  10. I would go vegan but I'm not willing to get up at 4am to milk the almonds.
  11. You know whaf the worst part about being vegan is? Getting up at 4am to milk the almonds
  12. The hardest part about being vegan? Getting up every morning to milk almonds
  13. I see plenty of jokes about milking almonds, but... How do you milk a skim?
  14. Why is almond milk so hard to get? Because the almonds have tinyyyy n**...

Fun-Filled Almond Milk Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about almond milk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cow milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make almond milk pranks.

God is talking to one of His angels.

He asks, "Gabriel, what are the humans doing down there?"
The angel replies, "It seems that they are drinking milk, Lord."
"What sort of milk?" asks God. "I gave them many animals to drink milk from; the cows, the goats..."
"Um...almonds, Lord."