Almond Joy Jokes

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What's a bisexuality favorite candy bar?

What's a bisexual's favorite candy bar?
Mounds and Almond joy, because sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar?

Almond joy.

An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat.

Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"
Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty."

Yo' Mama is so n**..., her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

What's six inches long and has nuts?
Almond Joy

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