Almond Day Jokes
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Almond Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Old lady on the bus
There was an old lady who would ride on the bus every day. Every time she would get off the bus she would hand the bus driver a handful of almonds. The bus driver appreciated the old lady's good deeds however one day he asked her why she gave him a handful of almonds every time she got off the bus. She stated that she had no teeth therefore she could not eat them. Confused, the bus driver asks her why she had the almonds in the first place. Her response was "i like the chocolate around them"
A doctor goes to the same bar every day and orders an Almond Daiquiri
He gets to be so regular, showing up at the same time every day, that the bartender knows to make the drink and has it waiting for the doc when he arrives.
One day the bartender goes to make it and realizes he doesn't have any almonds. He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming the doctor won't know the difference.
The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink. He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up.
"Is this an almond daiquiri?" he asks.
"No," says the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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