Alma Jokes

Following is our collection of sciences humor and edna one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alma puns for adults, dirty otter jokes or clean graduation gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Alma

One Way trip to Mars

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.

The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," the engineer answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University."

The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question. Two millions dollars, the doctor said. "I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."

"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.

The lawyer replied, " I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer."


I'm writing a children's book about a female otter that goes to college.

It's called Alma Otter's alma mater.

Did you hear about the song that Ella Fitzgerald was singing on the banks of the Alma river in Ukraine?

It was Crimea River

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