Cheerful Fun Allyoucaneat Jokes for Lovely Laughter
I want to open an all-you-can-eat Italian restaurant…
I'd call it Endless Pastabilities.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat garlic restaurant?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
Red Lobster cut me off the all-you-can-eat buffet after one plate!
Shellfish bastards!
The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I couldn't ask for more.
Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.
At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. Chocolate milk for dinner? she asked.
It's delicious! said my daughter.
Her aunt shrugged. Well, its 8 a.m. somewhere.
Invited my anorexic friend to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
She had the ribs.
You can get All-You-Can-Eat Parrotfish
At the Jimmy Buffet