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Allyoucaneat Jokes

5 allyoucaneat jokes and hilarious allyoucaneat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allyoucaneat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Allyoucaneat Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What is a good allyoucaneat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I want to open an all-you-can-eat Italian restaurant…

I'd call it Endless Pastabilities.

What do you call an all-you-can-eat garlic restaurant?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Red Lobster cut me off the all-you-can-eat buffet after one plate!

Shellfish b**...!

The waiter told me that their restaurant had an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I couldn't ask for more.

Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.

At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. Chocolate milk for dinner? she asked.
It's delicious! said my daughter.
Her aunt shrugged. Well, its 8 a.m. somewhere.

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