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Funniest Allies Short Jokes

Short allies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The allies humour may include short alliance jokes also.

1. TIL that the U.S. almost declared war against Russia by thinking that an allied underwater warship on their radar belonged to Russia... Oops...wrong sub
2. Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree.
3. Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad. Trump asks How hot is the broad?
4. With all the turmoil in the world, the US benefits from its two greatest allies... The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
5. Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names... I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.
6. That moment you realize the French where actually way ahead of their time And allied forces just didn't know what RETWEET meant
7. Methamphetamine was used widely by both axis and allied soldiers in WW2. Making it the true War On Drugs.
8. If I were to tell you that we might go to war with friendly countries soon, well... allied.
9. How I fall asleep People get jealous of me because of how fast I fall asleep so I'm going to share my secret. First of all, ally you have to do is close your ey...
10. In 1944, a unit of zombie dolphins were deployed by the allies to assist in the invasion of Normandy. They were named the marine corpse

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Allies One Liners

Which allies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allies? I can suggest the ones about enemy lines and supporters.

1. Dele Alli joke This virus gunna have to be quicker than that to catch me.
2. How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin
3. You know when I said I didn't know another word for "affiliated"? Allied.
4. My street looks like a garbage dump... ...litter ally!
5. In Spider-Man, I always considered Harry's father an ally.. A shame he ended up as Dafoe.
6. What is the USSRs favourite puppet show? The Allies
7. How often should you season your food with something a bit spicier? O-cajun-ally.
8. What do you call a friendly crocodile ? An ally-gator.
9. What did Muhammad Ali name his son? Alli'son.
10. WW3 starts... and Germany instantly attacks their ally France out of muscle memory.
11. What did the Italian Dictator say to those dang Allies? Get off Mi-Lan!
12. Why was the visually-impared german killed by the allies? Because he was a not-see
13. The campaign to re-irritate our international allies is called: Make America Grate Again
14. TIFU By firing a torpedo at an allied U-Boat Whoops wrong sub.
15. What does the green in the American flag stand for? Being a reliable ally.

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