The Best 13 Ally Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ally jokes. There are some ally roams jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ally pal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ally Jokes and Puns

Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris...

My friend Ally doesn't agree.

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

Why did Stalin ally himself with Hitler?

He thought they had the same political leanings. After all, three reichs should make a left.

Ally joke, Why did Stalin ally himself with Hitler?

In Spider-Man, I always considered Harry's father an ally..

A shame he ended up as Dafoe.

My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!


How I fall asleep

People get jealous of me because of how fast I fall asleep so I'm going to share my secret. First of all, ally you have to do is close your ey...

My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky urine.

Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus

Ally joke, My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during

WW3 starts...

and Germany instantly attacks their ally France out of muscle memory.

How do you get the Italians to be an effective ally in a world war?

This isn't a joke, I'm asking.

What does the green in the American flag stand for?

Being a reliable ally.

You can get All-You-Can-Eat Parrotfish

At the Jimmy Buffet

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If someone helps you drink 2.114 pints

They're literally your liter ally

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ally foe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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