Ally Jokes

Get ready to laugh! This article takes a closer look at the world of "Austin and Ally" and the jokes associated with Ally's name. Learn the story behind why Austin often calls Ally "Amigo," why Ally is often considered the "rudest" member of the gang, and the pact the friends made to always stick up for Ally.

Fun-Filled Ally Jokes to Boost Your Mood

Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris...

My friend Ally doesn't agree.

Video Games need to start thinking outside the box when it comes to in-game character names...

I'm getting real sick and tired of always protecting some girl named Ally.

Why did Stalin ally himself with h**...?

He thought they had the same political leanings. After all, three reichs should make a left.

My street looks like a garbage dump...

...litter ally!

In Spider-Man, I always considered Harry's father an ally..

A shame he ended up as Dafoe.

How I fall asleep

People get jealous of me because of how fast I fall asleep so I'm going to share my secret. First of all, ally you have to do is close your ey...

A joke in Arabic

Let's hope this translation works.
A guy who was wasted went to take a p**... in an ally next to a barrel, passed out fell in the barrel pants down, a**... in the air.
A guy who was super high passed by and saw the a**... .. picked a stick and shoved it up the drunk's a**..., the drunk screams.
*No wonder why people are becoming so spoiled this a**... works fine and they throw it in the trash*

Ally joke, A joke in Arabic

My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky u**....

Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus

WW3 starts...

and Germany instantly attacks their ally France out of muscle memory.

How do you get the Italians to be an effective ally in a world war?

This isn't a joke, I'm asking.

What does the green in the American flag stand for?

Being a reliable ally.

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You can get All-You-Can-Eat Parrotfish

At the Jimmy Buffet

If someone helps you drink 2.114 pints

They're literally your liter ally

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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