Following is our collection of alla humor and kinds one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alltime puns for adults, dirty membership jokes or clean legs gags for kids.
There is an abundance of meand jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes on alltime. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any favorite witze you can hear about alltime.
Because you're at an all-time low.
(Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song
reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.
Our profitability is at an all-time high, we have over 2,500 employees and everyone seems happy. I feel like I've done all I can in the hummus business world and I want to branch out. This might sound strange, but I've always wanted to create and manage a golden shower, fetish-type website. What are your thoughts on that?
The advisor, with a puzzled look on his face, pauses for a few seconds and responds: I think you need to be more versatile with your investments. You'd be taking on a huge risk considering the profitability of both companies would be 100% reliant on chickpea.
They lost their tojo.
But the South will rice again
...with only a 108% approval rating.
...the Percy Jackson series.
A mushroom walks into a bar. He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to pick her up. He gives her a few cheap lines, and she replies Get out of here, I don't want nothing to do with you!
Then the mushroom says, What's the matter? I'm a fun-gi!
So there are 3 men on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but no cagarette lighter
so they threw a cigaretee over board and THEY BECAME A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
HEY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my alltime favorite joke.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.