Alltime Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alltime jokes. Read alltime membership jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alltime favorite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Alltime Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything...

Because you're at an all-time low.

(Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)

I love pirating music!

"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song

I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story...

Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!

The most potent strain of m**... has just been released to the public

reports say consumption has reached an all-time high

Which heavenly body is Gods all-time favorite?

Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.

I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time...

...the Percy Jackson series.

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low

But the South will rice again

Alltime joke, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low

After World War 2, birth rates and the l**... among Japanese males was at an all-time low. Why?

They lost their tojo.

Fox News is reporting President Trump's polling at an all-time low....

...with only a 108% approval rating.

Prehistorically, what brought Auto Policies to an all-time high?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low.

A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis.

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3 men on a boat

So there are 3 men on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but no cagarette lighter

so they threw a cigaretee over board and THEY BECAME A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
my alltime favorite joke.

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