The Best 12 Alltime Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Alltime jokes. There are some alltime kinds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alltime legs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Alltime Jokes and Puns
Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything...
Because you're at an all-time low.
(Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
I love pirating music!
"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song
The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public
reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
My all-time favorite one liner NSFW
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Which heavenly body is Gods all-time favorite?
Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.
I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time...
...the Percy Jackson series.
Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low
But the South will rice again
After World War 2, birth rates and the libido among Japanese males was at an all-time low. Why?
They lost their tojo.
Fox News is reporting President Trump's polling at an all-time low....
...with only a 108% approval rating.
Prehistorically, what brought Auto Policies to an all-time high?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low.
A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis.
You can explore alltime alla reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean alltime membership dad jokes. There are also alltime puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
3 men on a boat
So there are 3 men on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but no cagarette lighter
so they threw a cigaretee over board and THEY BECAME A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
HEY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my alltime favorite joke.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alltime meand jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working alltime favorite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.