Alltime Jokes

16 alltime jokes and hilarious alltime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alltime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Alltime Short Jokes

Short alltime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alltime humour may include short kinds jokes also.

  1. Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low.
    (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
  2. I love pirating music! "What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song
  3. I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story... Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!
  4. I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time... ...the Percy Jackson series.
  5. Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low But the South will rice again
  6. Fox News is reporting President Trump's polling at an all-time low.... ...with only a 108% approval rating.
  7. The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low. A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis.
  8. The most potent strain of m**... has just been released to the public reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
  9. After World War 2, birth rates and the l**... among Japanese males was at an all-time low. Why? They lost their tojo.

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Alltime One Liners

Which alltime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alltime? I can suggest the ones about membership and crisis.

  1. Which heavenly body is Gods all-time favorite? Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.
  2. Prehistorically, what brought Auto Policies to an all-time high? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
  3. What's the NYC fire department's all-time favourite song? It's raining men
  4. The greatest all-time pun... ... is second to none.

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Great Alltime Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about alltime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laden jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alltime pranks.

3 men on a boat

So there are 3 men on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but no cagarette lighter
so they threw a cigaretee over board and THEY BECAME A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
my alltime favorite joke.

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