Great Alltime Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything...
Because you're at an all-time low.
(Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
I love pirating music!
"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song
I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story...
Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!
The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public
reports say consumption has reached an all-time high
Which heavenly body is Gods all-time favorite?
Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.
I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn't as good as the greatest literary work of all-time...
...the Percy Jackson series.
Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low
But the South will rice again
After World War 2, birth rates and the libido among Japanese males was at an all-time low. Why?
They lost their tojo.
Fox News is reporting President Trump's polling at an all-time low....
...with only a 108% approval rating.
Prehistorically, what brought Auto Policies to an all-time high?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The International Weavers Union has released a report that membership is at an all-time low.
A union spokesperson called the situation a looming crisis.
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3 men on a boat
So there are 3 men on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes but no cagarette lighter
so they threw a cigaretee over board and THEY BECAME A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
HEY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my alltime favorite joke.
