Allstate Jokes

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Progressive and Allstate decided to merge and become one company

They're now called "Prostate"

Progressive and allstate used to be one insurance company..

.. but nobody wanted prostate insurance.

The last date I had I thought was like Allstate I thought I was in "Good hands".

Turns out she was underage so they switched me to State Farm.

If State Farm and Allstate were ever to become one company,

It would be All State Farm.

Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.

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