Allowance Jokes
10 allowance jokes and hilarious allowance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allowance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and be glad that you are alive?
I did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again...
We cannot allow this year to end
That would be admitting that 2021
What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?
A supreme liter
A man tells a Rabbi: "I have a strong desire to live to eternity"
"Get married," replies the Rabbi.
"Is that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?"
"Not really, but the desire will disappear."
Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed?
Everyone else is forbiden
One day, Usain Bolt goes into a country club.
When he enters, the woman at the front desk stops him, and says, "Sorry, we don't allow b**... in here. But there's another club 10 minutes down the road that does."
Visibly furious, Bolt exclaims, "Do you know who I am? I'm Usain Bolt!"
"Oh! I'm sorry", says the woman. "Then it's only 5 minutes down the road."
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal m**... should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
The bartender says "No time travelers allowed in this bar"
Two time travelers walk into a bar

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