The Best 7 Allowance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Allowance jokes. There are some allowance cost jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these allowance pay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Allowance Jokes and Puns

A little boy walks into his local corner store...

He goes in with his weekly allowance from his parents, usually to get a candy bar or something. But this time, to the cashier's surprise he brings up a bottle of laundry detergent. "What do you need this for, kid?" asks the cashier. The young boy explains how his dog is filthy and needs a bath. The cashier explains to him, that it is a terrible idea and may even kill the dog. The kid listens to the advice, but proceeds and buys it anyways. A week or so later, the kid goes into the store and brings a candy bar up to the counter. The cashier rings him up and asks "Hey, so is your dog alright?" to which the little boy replies "no, he died". The cashier tells him, "I told you it was a bad idea to clean him with laundry detergent!" and the little boy replies, "I don't think it was the detergent that did it, I think it was the rinse cycle."

My company has a weekly joke and after four years I'm quite sick of it.

They call it a "paycheck" when it's barely an allowance!

A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...

his mother asks: How does it come you are crying much more now than when your grandma died?
little boy:I didnt have to pay for her with my allowance.

Allowance joke, A little boy is crying, because his pet bunny died...

The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses.

The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.

Living on disability allowance is difficult, isn't it?

I have a friend who's a dwarf, and he really struggles to put food on the table.


My friends said i'm ugly. I didn't know how ugly i was till i was refused youth allowance..

But was given Disability Benefits.

I once dated a girl who had no pubic hair.

She insists she didn't shave or wax and said she wouldn't even be able to afford the supplies on her allowance anyways.

Allowance joke, I once dated a girl who had no pubic hair.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the allowance salary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working allowance give piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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