allotment Jokes

"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.

The plot thickens.

I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment

The plot thickened

I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..

The plot thickens...

This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."

I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.

The plot thickens...

Every time I visit my allotment there's more and more soil

The plot thickens...

My grandad says every morning when he measures his allotment it's a couple of inches smaller than the day before.

I think He's slowly losing the plot.

I'm sure my allotment is conspiring against me. Each time that I trim it it grows back twice as harsh..

The plot thickens.

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I've heard today that the council intend to build house on the land where my allotment is.

I'm afraid I will loose the plot

Someone keeps putting top soil on my allotment...

The plot thickens...