Allotment Jokes

Following is our collection of confetti humor and crohns one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Allotment puns for adults, dirty dug jokes or clean distribute gags for kids.

There is an abundance of allot jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on allotment. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any land witze you can hear about allotment.

The Best jokes about Allotment

"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.

I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.

The plot thickens.

I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment

The plot thickened

I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..

The plot thickens...

Allotment joke

This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."

I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.

The plot thickens...


My friend was unconvinced when I told him someone keeps stealing soil from his allotment.

I thought he'd lost the plot.

Now someone keeps adding more and more.

The plot thickens.

Every time I visit my allotment there's more and more soil

The plot thickens...

Allotment joke

My grandad says every morning when he measures his allotment it's a couple of inches smaller than the day before.

I think He's slowly losing the plot.

I'm sure my allotment is conspiring against me. Each time that I trim it it grows back twice as harsh..

The plot thickens.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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