Allotment Jokes
9 allotment jokes and hilarious allotment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allotment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.
I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.
I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment
The plot thickened
I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..
The plot thickens...
This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seed somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."
"It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."
This old man approached me.
He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."
"It's a synonym for 'many', but I can't help you with the first bit."
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thank you for your query. Your number is #204588. We have allotted a timeslot for you at 2-3pm on Tuesday the 28th of November, during which time you will be required to fill out and submit forms 32.B and 44.A from our catalogue. Once these forms have been processed by our team we will begin an investigation into the matter, which will conclude within 4-6 business weeks.
I just want to thank that guy who taught me another word for "distribute"...
It means allot.
I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.
The plot thickens...
A man walked up to me today, looked me in the eyes, and said, Apportion.
I smiled and said, Thank you, that means allot to me.
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