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5 allot jokes and hilarious allot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Laughter Allot Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good allot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..

The plot thickens...

I just want to thank that guy who taught me another word for "distribute"...

It means allot.

I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.

The plot thickens...

A man walked up to me today, looked me in the eyes, and said, Apportion.

I smiled and said, Thank you, that means allot to me.

What do you say to a Hebrew baby?

"Look at Jew! Aren't Jew so cute!"
Punchline best if done in that voice that allot of people do around baby's and animals.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about allot can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of allot puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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