Allot Jokes

5 allot jokes and hilarious allot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Laughter Allot Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What is a good allot joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..

The plot thickens...

I just want to thank that guy who taught me another word for "distribute"...

It means allot.

I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.

The plot thickens...

A man walked up to me today, looked me in the eyes, and said, Apportion.

I smiled and said, Thank you, that means allot to me.

What do you say to a Hebrew baby?

"Look at Jew! Aren't Jew so cute!"
Punchline best if done in that voice that allot of people do around baby's and animals.

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