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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Is this allowed here?
Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over.
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Why are you not allowed to do calculus intoxicated?
It's i**... to drink and derive.
Are Christian's allowed to sing eminem in church?
Or do their Psalms get sweaty?
Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?
The specific ocean.
I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..
The plot thickens...
No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting Another One Bites The Dust
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore.
And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.
I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane
They told me the risk was too big.
I was never allowed to see Alien vs. Predator as a kid
The closest I got was watching my uncle rant about immigrants.
You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison
As long as you don't attach a file
I wasn't allowed to use any "F" word.
That's how i ended up with " old McDonald had a arm "
You are allowed to have a bad day.
You've given us plenty so keep one for yourself.
Why was O.J. allowed out of jail for thanksgiving?
He was the only one in his family who knows how to carve up white meat.
Who isn't allowed in zoo's quiz team?
The cheetah
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Why are n**...'s not allowed to work in s**... clubs...
Because they don't get on with the Pols
What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?
Hit the sack.
I just got an all-organic carbon capture plant for my house.
I just call it "a plant" for short.
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What do you have to allocate in order to c**... a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean
And she love me long time
While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.
Oops wrong sub.
why did the allosaurus visit the OB-GYN?
it had a Yee-st Infection
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Allo One Liners
Which allo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allo? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What did one Northern cactus say to the other Northern cactus? 'Allo Vera
- A man comes home... ... To his wife repotting cactuses and succulents
"Allo Vera" - How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate
- What did the French-Canadian starfish deviant say to Patrick Star? 'Allo Patrick
