Allo Jokes
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Funniest Allo Short Jokes
Short allo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The allo humour may include short linguistics jokes also.
- What did the British Police man say when he found his wife bed with three men? 'allo 'allo 'allo!
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Allo One Liners
Which allo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allo? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What did one Northern cactus say to the other Northern cactus? 'Allo Vera
- A man comes home... ... To his wife repotting cactuses and succulents
"Allo Vera" - How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate
- What did the French-Canadian starfish deviant say to Patrick Star? 'Allo Patrick
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What funny jokes about allo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make allo pranks.
Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Is this allowed here?
Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over.
Why are you not allowed to do calculus intoxicated?
It's i**... to drink and derive.
Are Christian's allowed to sing eminem in church?
Or do their Psalms get sweaty?
Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?
The specific ocean.
I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..
The plot thickens...
No one is allowed to congregate for funerals; instead people drive by the cemetery and honk their horns in respect. One man drives by blasting Another One Bites The Dust
The family wanted to be mad, but then another car drove by playing the same song, and another one does, and another one does, and another one drives a bus.
I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore.
And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.
I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane
They told me the risk was too big.
I was never allowed to see Alien vs. Predator as a kid
The closest I got was watching my uncle rant about immigrants.
Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?
They are too trigger-happy.
You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison
As long as you don't attach a file
I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.
The plot thickens...
I wasn't allowed to use any "F" word.
That's how i ended up with " old McDonald had a arm "
I'm not allowed to share the recipe for the bread we have at the Indian restaurant.
It's a naan disclosure agreement.
You're not allowed to use 'beef-stew' as a password.
It's not stroganoff.
You are allowed to have a bad day.
You've given us plenty so keep one for yourself.
Why was O.J. allowed out of jail for thanksgiving?
He was the only one in his family who knows how to carve up white meat.
Are you allowed to send an email to a friend in prison?
you can do that, but you are not allowed to attach a file.
Who isn't allowed in zoo's quiz team?
The cheetah
Why are n**...'s not allowed to work in s**... clubs...
Because they don't get on with the Pols
Why aren't you allowed to take inventories in afghanistan?
Because of the Tally Ban.
What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?
Hit the sack.
I wasn't allowed to eat dessert tonight til after I masterbated...
Because how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
I just got an all-organic carbon capture plant for my house.
I just call it "a plant" for short.
What do you have to allocate in order to c**... a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean
And she love me long time
While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.
Oops wrong sub.
I wasn't allowed to bring a board game in on an airplane.
The Risk was too big.
why did the allosaurus visit the OB-GYN?
it had a Yee-st Infection
I'm not allowed in church anymore...
I j**... off to the statues, some of it got in the holy water...now all the babies have harpies.
What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass?
The A men break
I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore.
They decided to banh mi for life.
