Allo Jokes

Following is our collection of alle humor and hello one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Allo puns for adults, dirty une jokes or clean cate gags for kids.

There is an abundance of linguistic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 34 funniest jokes on allo. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any madonna witze you can hear about allo.

The Best jokes about Allo

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why are you not allowed to do calculus intoxicated?

It's illegal to drink and derive.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil..

The plot thickens...

I'm not allowed to dress up as a superhero and visit the children's hospital anymore.

And I put so much work into my Thanos costume.


I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane

They told me the risk was too big.

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before.

The plot thickens...

Why are Nazi's not allowed to work in strip clubs...

Because they don't get on with the Pols

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why aren't you allowed to take inventories in afghanistan?

Because of the Tally Ban.


I just got an all-organic carbon capture plant for my house.

I just call it "a plant" for short.

I wasn't allowed to eat dessert tonight til after I masterbated...

Because how can you haveΒ anyΒ puddingΒ if you don't beat your meat?

I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean

And she love me long time

What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?

Premeditated Wam.

While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.

Oops wrong sub.

I wasn't allowed to bring a board game in on an airplane.

The Risk was too big.

So I'm not allowed near petting zoos...

.. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.


What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass?

The A men break

I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore.

They decided to banh mi for life.

A man comes home...

... To his wife repotting cactuses and succulents

"Allo Vera"

why did the allosaurus visit the OB-GYN?

it had a Yee-st Infection

So I'm allowing myself a day without worry to help with my anxiety disorder

I just started worrying about how this is going for me.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, brown eyes, are wearing blue shorts, have a big brother, are 28 years old and your favourite movie is The Shining?

The Specific Ocean

I'm allowed to make fun of poor people…

…because I'm poor.

Why you are not allowed to pet a sick eagle

Because it Will be illeagle

I'm sure my allotment is conspiring against me. Each time that I trim it it grows back twice as harsh..

The plot thickens.

If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life...

you probably did it wrong.

Are you allowed to count 1, 2, 3, 14?

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

I'm not allowed in church anymore...

I jerked off to the statues, some of it got in the holy water...now all the babies have harpies.

I was allowed to check my misbehaving child as luggage at the airport so I supposed I'll have to...

...carry on my wayward son.

I truly believe everyone is allowed to believe in whatever they want to believe in.

I believe I'll have another glass of wine!

Allowing questions during presentations at the Time Traveller's Conference is murder.

"That will have been covered on a previous slide."

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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