Alligator Kid Jokes

These are 4 alligator kid jokes and hilarious alligator kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alligator kid that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Alligator Kid Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good alligator kid joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts

"Hey are you a caiman?"

"I'm alright, thanks kid!" He replies

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts "Hey are you a caiman?"

"I'm alright, thanks kid", he replies.

So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed and other dad's nodded approvingly.

A kid asks his dad for alligator shoes for Christmas

The man being poor cannot afford them,so he goes out to find an alligator,he looked at some swamps and lakes for hours with no luck,on his way home that night worrying how his son will so disappointed on Christmas morning,halfway home he sees an alligator walking across the road,he runs out of his truck chasing the alligator,after about half a mile he catches the alligator turns it over on its back and...
Sees it has no shoes,he picked a poor alligator
(Credit to Captain Ron in New Orleans at a swamp tour place)

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