Alliance Jokes

Following is our collection of coalition humor and brotherhood one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alliance puns for adults, dirty ambassadors jokes or clean greeks gags for kids.

There is an abundance of confederacy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on alliance. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any league witze you can hear about alliance.

The Best jokes about Alliance

My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.

So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.

My daughter told me I should treat her like a princess

So I married her off to a stranger in order to secure an alliance with the French.

My girlfriend told me that she wanted to be treated like a princess...

So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France

My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day

So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.

My daughter told me to treat her like a princess...

so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France.


My girlfriend said to treat her like a princess

So I forced her into a marriage with a man she'd never met so that I could make an alliance with Poland.

What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Daughter asked me she wants to feel like a princess

so I forced her on a marriage with a man she's never met to secure our alliance with the French.

What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

I told my daughter I'd only treat her like a princess

...and that is why I married her off to a middle aged man she'd never met in order to secure an alliance with the French.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Imagine if there was a military alliance consisting of China, Japan, Mongolia, North Korea and South Korea.

That would be NEATO

What's the difference between spaghetti's complement and the pitches at a baseball game between members of an intergovernmental military alliance?

One is some NATO toss, and the other's tomato sauce.

Had a job interview with The Alliance for Lifetime Income...

Forgot to ask about the retirement plan

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