The Best 15 Alliance Jokes

Following is our collection of Alliance jokes which are very funny. There are some alliance brotherhood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alliance greeks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Alliance Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.

So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.

My daughter told me I should treat her like a princess

So I married her off to a stranger in order to secure an alliance with the French.

My girlfriend told me that she wanted to be treated like a princess...

So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France

My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day

So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.

My daughter told me to treat her like a princess...

so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France.


My girlfriend said to treat her like a princess

So I forced her into a marriage with a man she'd never met so that I could make an alliance with Poland.

My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess

So I arranged her marriage with Philip VI of Valois to strengthen the alliance with France.

What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Daughter asked me she wants to feel like a princess

so I forced her on a marriage with a man she's never met to secure our alliance with the French.

What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

I told my daughter I'd only treat her like a princess

...and that is why I married her off to a middle aged man she'd never met in order to secure an alliance with the French.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Imagine if there was a military alliance consisting of China, Japan, Mongolia, North Korea and South Korea.

That would be NEATO

What's the difference between spaghetti's complement and the pitches at a baseball game between members of an intergovernmental military alliance?

One is some NATO toss, and the other's tomato sauce.

Had a job interview with The Alliance for Lifetime Income...

Forgot to ask about the retirement plan

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We suggest to use only working alliance league piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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