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19 alliance jokes and hilarious alliance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alliance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Alliance Short Jokes

Short alliance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alliance humour may include short allies jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
  2. My daughter told me I should treat her like a princess So I married her off to a stranger in order to secure an alliance with the French.
  3. My girlfriend told me that she wanted to be treated like a princess... So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France
  4. My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a french alliance.
  5. My daughter told me to treat her like a princess... so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France.
  6. My girlfriend said to treat her like a princess So I forced her into a marriage with a man she'd never met so that I could make an alliance with Poland.
  7. My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess So I arranged her marriage with Philip VI of Valois to strengthen the alliance with France.
  8. Daughter asked me she wants to feel like a princess so I forced her on a marriage with a man she's never met to secure our alliance with the French.
  9. I wish women would stop asking me to treat them like princesses. My alliances are strong and their heirs are betrothed.
  10. I told my daughter I'd only treat her like a princess ...and that is why I married her off to a middle aged man she'd never met in order to secure an alliance with the French.

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Alliance One Liners

Which alliance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alliance? I can suggest the ones about association and agreement.

  1. What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!
  2. What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March.
  3. Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters.
  4. [A]lliance is back Kappa
  5. I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Alliance joke, I would make an alliance of agnostics...

Amusing & Witty Alliance Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about alliance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unite jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alliance pranks.

What did the s**... bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Alliance joke, Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?