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Alligators can live up to 100 years...

Which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.

An alligator decided to have unprotected sex...

Now he has Gatorades.

Alligators can grow up to 20 feet

But most of them only grow four

What happens when an alligator drives a boat?

He becomes a navigator

Some Alligators can grow up to 15 feet

but most only have 4.


Alligator and genitals

A man walks into a bar with an alligator and says I will bet anybody that I can put my genitals into his mouth for 1 minute and take them out unharmed. Everybody put money into this and after 1 min he smashes a beer bottle on the alligators head and pulls his genitals out unharmed and offers anybody else a try. A woman puts up her hand and says "ill give it a try, but you gave to promise not to hit me on the head with a bottle."

If someone says see you later alligator you must respond with in a while crocodile

It's in the bye laws

Alligator Shoes

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'


The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'


The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.


He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.


Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.


Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .

"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

Two alligators were swimming next to a law firm...

*

If two alligators have reach an agreement...

... do they have a crocodeal?

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin


How to tell a alligator from a crocodile

One will see you later

Alligator in the bar

A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. The bartender sees the man and his pet and tells the man "hey! You can't have that animal in here! He'll bite someone and I'll get sued!" The man replies "This alligator is tame and wouldn't hurt anyone! Look, I'll show you!" The man then pulls his pants down and places his genitals in the alligators mouth. The bartender stares in amazement at how tame the alligator is and after 5 minutes have passed the man pulls his genitals out of the alligators mouth. The bartender says "he really is a tame, ok he can stay." The man then says "would anyone else like to give it a try?" And from the dark corner of the bar a drunken man yells out "I'll do it!!... but I don't think I can keep my mouth open for that long."

Most of the Alligator shoes sold are of low quality, so I went to the bayou to get my own

28 gators later and none of them are wearing any shoes

Why did the alligator and crocodile leave the olympics so upset?

They both cayman last.

An alligator had sex with a prostituteā€¦

Now he has Gatorades.

If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he's a crocodile

There's a good chance he's in da-nile!

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Where do alligators that can't accept the truth go?

Da Nile


What does a alligator say to human walking away?

See you later masterbaiter...

Two alligators were murdered overnight in the swamp

Looks like we need an investagator to find out the culprit.

We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting.

The old one couldn't handle the fax.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

Why don't alligators use phones?

Because they don't know how to crocodile

The Alligator Trick

A family from (a redneck town of your choice) was traveling to Florida on vacation. They saw a store on the roadside that advertised Alligator Shows. They stopped and waited for the next show. The Alligator trainer started the show by tapping the Alligator on the head with a stick and the Alligator snapped his mouth shut quickly. He then tapped the Alligator on the head two times with the stick and the Gator slowly closed his mouth very softly not making a sound. The trainer unzipped and pulled out his Doogan and put it in the Gator's mouth. He then tapped the Gator on the head two times with the stick and the Gator slowly closed his mouth and didn't put a scratch on the man's Doogan. The trainer then asked "Would anyone in the audience like to try this?". Becky stood up and proudly said "I would, but just don't hit me too hard with that stick :)

Why couldn't the alligator get it up

He suffered from ereptile dysfunction

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

#toosoon?

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

Mr. Alligator was 45, single, and a rampant alcoholic.

He had hit croc-bottom.

What did the alligator say to show support for his friend?

I'm right bayou-r side

Two Alligators

So Two Alligators are eating a clown and one says to the other "Hey this taste funny?"

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What is an alligator that likes to start fight's favorite social media platform?

Instagram, because they're an insta-gator.

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

Alligators can grow up to 15 metres...

The joke doesn't work with the metric system...

My massage therapee asked how long I have been a meseur for.

I guarentee you all...I am not now nor have ever been French.

An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you?

This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.

My alliterative pedofilic uncle won't shut up about my sister

Every time he sees her he goes: "Look at the knees on my niece, Denise!"

What is your best "See ya later alligator / in a while crocodile" line?

I figured this was the best place to ask. Sorry if this isn't allowed.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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