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Which is why there's an increased chance that they will see you later.
Now he has Gatorades.
But most of them only grow four
He becomes a navigator
but most only have 4.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and says I will bet anybody that I can put my genitals into his mouth for 1 minute and take them out unharmed. Everybody put money into this and after 1 min he smashes a beer bottle on the alligators head and pulls his genitals out unharmed and offers anybody else a try. A woman puts up her hand and says "ill give it a try, but you gave to promise not to hit me on the head with a bottle."
It's in the bye laws
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
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... do they have a crocodeal?
Because Russia was Stalin
One will see you later
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. The bartender sees the man and his pet and tells the man "hey! You can't have that animal in here! He'll bite someone and I'll get sued!" The man replies "This alligator is tame and wouldn't hurt anyone! Look, I'll show you!" The man then pulls his pants down and places his genitals in the alligators mouth. The bartender stares in amazement at how tame the alligator is and after 5 minutes have passed the man pulls his genitals out of the alligators mouth. The bartender says "he really is a tame, ok he can stay." The man then says "would anyone else like to give it a try?" And from the dark corner of the bar a drunken man yells out "I'll do it!!... but I don't think I can keep my mouth open for that long."
28 gators later and none of them are wearing any shoes
They both cayman last.
Now he has Gatorades.
There's a good chance he's in da-nile!
Can I bayou a drink?
Da Nile
See you later masterbaiter...
Looks like we need an investagator to find out the culprit.
The old one couldn't handle the fax.
You call an investigator
The refridgegator.
Because they don't know how to crocodile
A family from (a redneck town of your choice) was traveling to Florida on vacation. They saw a store on the roadside that advertised Alligator Shows. They stopped and waited for the next show. The Alligator trainer started the show by tapping the Alligator on the head with a stick and the Alligator snapped his mouth shut quickly. He then tapped the Alligator on the head two times with the stick and the Gator slowly closed his mouth very softly not making a sound. The trainer unzipped and pulled out his Doogan and put it in the Gator's mouth. He then tapped the Gator on the head two times with the stick and the Gator slowly closed his mouth and didn't put a scratch on the man's Doogan. The trainer then asked "Would anyone in the audience like to try this?". Becky stood up and proudly said "I would, but just don't hit me too hard with that stick :)
He suffered from ereptile dysfunction
To get some tots!
#toosoon?
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
He had hit croc-bottom.
I'm right bayou-r side
So Two Alligators are eating a clown and one says to the other "Hey this taste funny?"
Professional courtesy
Instagram, because they're an insta-gator.
Ocajunally
The joke doesn't work with the metric system...
I guarentee you all...I am not now nor have ever been French.
This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.
Every time he sees her he goes: "Look at the knees on my niece, Denise!"
I figured this was the best place to ask. Sorry if this isn't allowed.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.