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Earlier today I saw 4 guys beating this kid up in an alleyway, so I decided to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
A man comes to the entrance of Heaven
A man comes to the entrance of Heaven and is told, "You haven't done anything good, but you haven't done anything bad either. If you can tell me of something amazing you have done, I will let you in."
The man replies, "Well, one time I was driving down the road and I saw some gang members threatening a young lady in an alleyway. I stopped and confronted them. I walked up to the biggest looking dude and slapped him and said, 'You need to leave this young lady alone, or I'm going to kick your a**...!'"
The man at the entrance to heaven asked him, "When did this happen?"
The guy replies, "About five minutes ago."
A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway...
He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off.
There's been a local bloke called Carl going around breaking into people's houses for months...
The Police couldn't catch him. The weird thing is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them and turning them on!
Anyway, just heard that he was found dead in an alleyway because of a drug overdose... now it's never nice hearing of a death but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Carl gone
Pretzels
Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway
One was a salted
The other was knot
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I saw 2 kids beating up a kid in an alleyway, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against 3 of us.
Two nuns in an alleyway
Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a f**... jumps out. The first nun had a s**... but the second couldn't reach.
A man is walking down the street in Belfast one dark night
when he feels a gun pressed into his back and he gets steered into a dark alleyway.
"Alright," the voice behind him says, "Are ye Catholic or Protestant?"
Knowing that the wrong choice might kill him, the man stutters, "I -- I'm Jewish!"
"Well!" the gunman says, "If that don't just make me the luckiest Muslim in Ireland!"
A robber corners a well-dressed man in an alleyway...
Take out your wallet and give me all your money! The robber says, holding a gun to the man's chest.
You can't do this! says the well-dressed man. I'm a senator in the U.S. Congress!
The robber doesn't lower his gun and replies:
Well in that case, take out your wallet and give me all MY money!
Yesterday I was attacked in an alleyway by four mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me!
A young Nun
Is doing her chores around the convent with one of the senior sisters. They go into town on bicycles to buy food for the evening meal. On the way back, the senior sister turns down a small alleyway. The young nun says,
I don't think I've ever come this way before.
To which the senior nun replies,
Yes, dear. It's the cobblestones.
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Ten horses walk out of a bar. They see another horse getting mugged by a big scary dude in an alleyway. The horses are unsure if they should intervene. One brave horse says, "Let's put it to a vote! If you want to help him, say aye!"
They don't help him.
What does a Pathway, an Alleyway and a Driveway all have in common.
Your mom can't fit through any of them.
Two social workers are passing by an alleyway...
They see a guy badly beaten up lying there unconscious.
One social worker says to the other, "My God - whoever did that really needs help."
A sketchy guy in a back alleyway sold me a broken Waving Bullet.
I guess I should have expected that, my friend told me she got bad vibes off of him too.
