Allergies Jokes

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What type of chips suffer from allergies?


Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.

He just can't handle the Mayweather.

The first rule of Fight Club is...

Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it's your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others' allergies.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies?

They come out in hives.

I had a customer tonight with allergies [true story]

Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.

What's up with peanut allergies?

Not that kid's blood pressure

Nobody is more blessed

Then the popes altar boy with allergies


One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.

Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"

The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."

Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"


What did the Frenchman with bad allergies say when he had to leave the dinner party?

My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.

When people with gluten allergies shave...

They go against the grain.

What's the best place for people with allergies to gamble?

Sneezer's Palace

Here's what I've been thinking...

How can a male have nut allergies?

I read an article that said "there have been no reported glueten allergies in the state of West Virginia"

I thought it was inbred?

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?


What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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