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They come out in hives.
One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.
Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"
The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."
Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"
"Life."
Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.
Anti-hissss-tamines!
Said everyone with allergies
"Wanna see my nuts?"
They go against the grain.
'Cause I can't breathe.
How can a male have nut allergies?
...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online.
Al-achoo Akbar.
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I'm sick of her arguments.
Muhammad Achoo
Then the popes altar boy with allergies
By P. Nut
He just can't handle the Mayweather.
Nachoos
I thought it was inbred?
WHY SO AERIUS ????
Not that kid's blood pressure
Sneezer's Palace
I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.
Feeling blessed
"So rye ah, sis"
"Allergies In Da House" is coming soon.
They're both very intolerant.
Carl: "Pollen"
Teacher: "Well, you don't eat pollen, do you?"
Carl: "No ma'am, I'm allergic"
My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.
Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it's your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others' allergies.
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.
Like, punch a hole right through them. Alas, I don't have any experience putting holes in things.
If only I had Benadryl.
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