Nachoos
He just can't handle the Mayweather.
Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it's your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others' allergies.
Al-achoo Akbar.
They come out in hives.
Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.
Not that kid's blood pressure
Then the popes altar boy with allergies
One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.
Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"
The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."
Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"
"Life."
My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.
They go against the grain.
Sneezer's Palace
How can a male have nut allergies?
I thought it was inbred?
Anti-hissss-tamines!
Muhammad Achoo
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