Following is our collection of eczema humor and almond one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Allergies puns for adults, dirty pollen jokes or clean soy gags for kids.
There is an abundance of acorns jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 24 funniest jokes on allergies. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sneeze witze you can hear about allergies.
Nachoos
He just can't handle the Mayweather.
Just try your best guys, and have fun. Also, when it's your turn to bring snacks be mindful of others' allergies.
They come out in hives.
Al-achoo Akbar.
Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.
Not that kid's blood pressure
Then the popes altar boy with allergies
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.
Like, punch a hole right through them. Alas, I don't have any experience putting holes in things.
If only I had Benadryl.
One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.
Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"
The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."
Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"
"Life."
My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.
They go against the grain.
Sneezer's Palace
How can a male have nut allergies?
Muhammad Achoo
Anti-hissss-tamines!
I thought it was inbred?
"Allergies In Da House" is coming soon.
I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.
Carl: "Pollen"
Teacher: "Well, you don't eat pollen, do you?"
Carl: "No ma'am, I'm allergic"
"So rye ah, sis"
Feeling blessed
They're both very intolerant.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.