Playful Allergic Reaction Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
The worst part about spring...
Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen
I was having an allergic reaction.
I woke up with an allergic reaction spreading all over my body.
Instinctively I thought to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized quickly that one should never make rash decisions!
TIFU by making my customer the wrong sandwich, giving her an allergic reaction.
Whoops. Wrong sub.
A woman was playing a round of golf
A woman was playing a round of golf when a bee stung her.
Fearing an allergic reaction she ran to the clubhouse and told the pro that she had been stung.
He asked where and she said between the first and second holes.
He replied "your stance is too wide".
My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...
he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.
We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician
I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me
because I just had an allergic reaction.
Allergic
A group of golfers were approaching the first tee when they noticed a woman being given first aid. One of the golfers asked what had happened, and he was informed that the woman had been stung by a bee and was having an allergic reaction.
"Where was she bit?" one of the players asked. "Between the first and second hole," was the reply.
The player responded, "Wow, she must have been standing right over the hive."
Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
I had an allergic reaction to peanuts
Then I got sued by the Finebros
I can't wear any clothes with a crocodile on them because I get an allergic reaction.
I'm Lacoste intolerant.
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I thought I was having a severe allergic reaction to Indian flatbread.
It turns out I'm just naan responsive.
Allergic reaction
I woke up with an allergic reaction spreading all over my body. Instinctively I thought to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized quickly that one should never make rash decisions!
My kid got sent home from school one day.
They said he was catching bees and throwing them at other kids. So I sat him down and had a chat. I said, "Son, you can't be doing that, obviously it's not ok to throw bees at people, they could get stung and what happens if someone has an allergic reaction? How would you feel if that happened?" And he replied, " Well I know it doesn't sound safe, but my principal said I could do it and the teachers said I could do it. Infact both of you even said I could do it! You all said I can bee who I want to bee!
I broke out with an allergic reaction.
My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
What type of drug can you take if you have an allergic reaction to Rowan Atkinson?
Anti-MisterBeans
After my friend died from an allergic reaction to peanuts,
I went to his funeral. Everyone got upset when I put an Epipen on his tombstone.
So I explained:
"It's what he would have wanted"
Beauty and the beast
Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more erotic, eventually causing it to sprout an erection. A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!
It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome
TIL: A man sued Quiznos after being hospitalized for an allergic reaction when he received another guests sandwich.
woops, wrong sub
TL;DR The fine bros
me: i'm allergic to peanuts
fine bros: is that an allergic reaction?
me: yes
fine bros: see you in court
I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction.
I got sued.
Allergies
One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.
Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"
The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."
Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"
"Life."
I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it
So The Fine Brothers sued me
After watching movie "Hachiko"
- Are you crying?
- No, I'm having an allergic reaction
- To what?
- Life
Why did the father think he was allergic to jokes?
Because he always had bad reactions!
