Allen Jokes

61 allen jokes and hilarious allen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about allen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article dives into the hilarious jokes of some of the most famous Allens in the comedic world. Readers can look forward to some of Larry Harris's timeless one-liners, or laugh along with the clever banter of David Allen and Barry Allen. Even the classic skits of the Burns and Allen and Flanagan and Allen are featured in this compilation of Allen jokes.

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Funniest Allen Short Jokes

Short allen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The allen humour may include short barry allen jokes also.

  1. Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him? Poetry!
  2. Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen
  3. Ingar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA has passed away - flat pack coffins
    - Allen key
    - left over parts
    - missing screws
    This joke needs some assembly
  4. I wrote a silly comment about Poe's Law being named after Edgar Allen Poe but for some reason people thought I was serious.
  5. Ingvar kamprad ,the founder of ikea has died His coffin will be a flat pack with an Allen key
  6. How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat? *opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*
  7. Barry Allen (the Flash) wanted to have an herb garden, but decided against it. I mean, he really shouldn't be travelling through thyme...
  8. Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen died today Unfortunately ctrl-alt-delete will not bring him back to life.

    I am sorry RIP Paul Allen.
  9. What is the best PR for Dolphins? Brock Allen Turner
  10. What happens to Edgar Allen Poe's house during winter? It Frosts over before you sleep and Frosts over before you sleep.

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Allen One Liners

Which allen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allen? I can suggest the ones about edgar allen poe and bates.

  1. What do you say to warn Edgar Allen Poe about the tree he's about to walk into? Poetry!
  2. What is it called when Barry Allen commandeers a car. A Flash Drive.
  3. What do you call it when Edgar Allen Poe hosts an indoor strobe party? A Rave-in
  4. What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? "...ugh nevermind"
  5. Who is the fastest cow alive? Dairy Allen, because he's pasteurized before you see him.
  6. What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak? A sturdy poetry.
  7. I was so surprised at being born that I didn't speak for a year and a half.
    Gracie Allen
  8. Poetry! What you say when Edgar Allen is about to run into a tree.
  9. What did the allen wrench say to the IKEA furniture? Screw you!
  10. What is Barry Allen's password? 1Barry1
  11. If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?
  12. Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.
  13. What do you get when you cross Barry Allen and a trench coat? The Flash.
  14. I love a person with autism. It's not you Allen.
  15. What do you call it when Barry Allen rapes someone? A Flashbang

Edgar Allen Jokes

Here is a list of funny edgar allen jokes and even better edgar allen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat? Poepurry
  • Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
  • Have you heard about the male stripper who is also a poet/writer? His name is Edgar Allen Pole
  • Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box
  • Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story about n**... cars in disguise. The mask of a cunty auto.
  • What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......b**...!!!

Barry Allen Jokes

Here is a list of funny barry allen jokes and even better barry allen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Now that they're doing away with Flash for videos... Will Barry Allen have to change his name to The HTML5?
  • Whenever Barry Allen is around, everything happens in a flash
  • What would Barry Allen be called if his speed was a result of f**... propulsion? The Flatch
  • I've always wanted to have s**... with Barry Allen... gives a new meaning to "greased lightning."
  • What is the worse thing for a guy to say after s**...? My name is Barry Allen

Allen Key Jokes

Here is a list of funny allen key jokes and even better allen key puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who would be the perfect host of a home improvement show featuring Ikea furniture? Tim Allen Keys
Allen joke, Who would be the perfect host of a home improvement show featuring Ikea furniture?

Gather Around for Heartwarming Allen Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about allen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean founder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make allen pranks.

Roll call on the first day of school in London, England....

Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."
Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."
Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."
Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.
Ali Sun Al En?
A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"

Headless Bikers

Two old farmers are walking down a road when they hear a motorcycle behind them but are shocked when the driver passes them and the biker is headless. The two men look at each other and shrug. They continue down the road and a bicyclist comes up behind them and he, too, is headless.
The two old men continue to walk down the road, when the one walking along the inside turns to the other one.
You know, Allen, I think maybe you should carry that scythe on your other shoulder

Name three things that come in a little yellow box

Kodak film, dots candy and w**... Allen.

I'm happy being single but...

sometimes I'll be walking down the street and see a happy couple coming towards me, holding hands and wearing matching outfits. And I just can't help but think to myself, *Wouldn't it be nice to have someone to hate them with?*
-Tom Allen

A gem from the YouTube comment section

"This watch has tremendous sentimental value to me. My father sold it to me on his deathbed." -w**... Allen

There has been a lot of talk that it would be a lot healthier for the church if Priests were allowed to be married.

I feel that if a Priest meets another Priest and they like one another, sure they should be allowed to get married.
Credit to the comedian - Dave Allen

I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling m**... head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a c**... about Covid.

I like my cartoons like w**... Allen likes his women...

b**... and asian.

Two Jewish women are complaining about a restaurant

The first one says 'the food was terrible' the other says 'yes it was and such small portions too' (hat tip w**... Allen)

What did the son say at Allen Ginsberg's f**...?

There's my dead beat dad.

What do a sneeze, a french-dip, and w**... Allen have in common?

Ah Jew!

Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'...

But not exactly in those words. -w**... Allen

Allen joke, I love a person with autism.

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