Allegiance Jokes

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When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance...

Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?

May the 4th be with you..

I lay my allegiance with the 5th..

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