Allegiance Jokes

Following is our collection of oath humor and faithfulness one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Allegiance puns for adults, dirty obedience jokes or clean faith gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Allegiance

When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

May the 4th be with you..

I lay my allegiance with the 5th..

If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance...

Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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