The Best 3 Allegiance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Allegiance jokes. There are some allegiance faithfulness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these allegiance faith puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Allegiance Jokes and Puns

When my son learned about prime numbers, he told me that the Pledge of Allegiance would be better if we added three more states

Because 53 is indivisible.

If you refuse to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance...

Would that mean you're WAIVING the flag?

May the 4th be with you..

I lay my allegiance with the 5th..

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