Allegedly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Allegedly jokes. There are some allegedly testimony jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these allegedly accuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Allegedly Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

Peter Dinkalage has been accused of sexual harassment.

He allegedly told the woman that her hair smelled nice.

"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "

I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.

Allegedly John Adams

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for allegedly breaking into a Spanish man's house

They reportedly took some of his belongings (only what they could carry). When the police asked the homeowner about it, he said "They took what they could, but then.... The Rolling Stones gathered no mรกs."

Archibald Spooner was allegedly an ornithologist.

Well, he was actually more of a word botcher.

Family Fight

My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: 'See what happens when you don't pray?'

Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website.

It is called *neingag*

Allegedly joke, Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website.

Why did the police arrest the baseball player?

Because he allegedly murdered his wife and kids.

Trump allegedly had an affair with Tony the Tiger.

When reached for a comment, his response want typical: "Nope, not true. Flake news."

A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball

The police suspect foul play was afoot

Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World

No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!

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Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They're allegedly calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison

I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp

What song did the Saudi consulate pokemon player sing?

Gotta catch Jamal (allegedly)

Scientists have discovered that white sharks in the Mediterranean are no longer white.

Allegedly it has to do with their food.

What is common between Hillary and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

They are both Crooked. (Allegedly).

Allegedly joke, What is common between Hillary and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

A Teacher in Wales got arrested

They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"

Lawyers have feelings too..


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the allegedly evidently puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working allegedly wrongly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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