Allegedly Jokes

Funniest Allegedly Short Jokes

Short allegedly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The allegedly humour may include short reportedly jokes also.

1. When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
   
2. A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico. Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing.
3. "Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence " I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.
4. Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the
   allegations of doping. ... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though.
5. Subway is really upset about allegations concerning the meat in their subs... They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.
6. I have no doubt prince andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without any consequences No sweat
7. Archibald Spooner was allegedly an ornithologist. Well, he was actually more of a word botcher.
8. Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: 'See what happens when you don't pray?'
9. Why did the police arrest the baseball player? Because he allegedly murdered his wife and kids.
10. A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball The police suspect foul play was afoot

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Allegedly One Liners

Which allegedly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allegedly? I can suggest the ones about supposedly and apparently.

1. Aunt Millie's secret recipe has been stolen by Sara Lee's brother. Alleged Lee.
2. Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery? Sorry, fake brews.
3. what's the worst thing about wild alligators? their wild allegations
4. Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website. It is called *neingag*
5. What do you call someone who makes allegations against you? An allegator!
6. What song did the Saudi consulate pokemon player sing? Gotta catch Jamal (allegedly)
7. Hey, did you hear the new evidence for the Kavanaugh allegation? Ya, me neither.
8. Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly.
9. Don't get sued by an alligator His allegations will be tough to pay off
10. What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations
11. I like my dust like I like my s**... harassment allegations. Swept under the rug.
12. s**... assault allegations in 2017 are like Pringles. You can't have just one.
13. Are y'all getting tired of these s**... harassment allegations on the news?

Uplifting Allegedly Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about allegedly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean accused jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make allegedly pranks.