Uplifting Allegedly Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
Peter Dinkalage has been accused of sexual harassment.
He allegedly told the woman that her hair smelled nice.
"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "
I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.
Allegedly John Adams
In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were arrested for allegedly breaking into a Spanish man's house
They reportedly took some of his belongings (only what they could carry). When the police asked the homeowner about it, he said "They took what they could, but then.... The Rolling Stones gathered no más."
Archibald Spooner was allegedly an ornithologist.
Well, he was actually more of a word botcher.
Family Fight
My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: 'See what happens when you don't pray?'
Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website.
It is called *neingag*
Why did the police arrest the baseball player?
Because he allegedly murdered his wife and kids.
Trump allegedly had an affair with Tony the Tiger.
When reached for a comment, his response want typical: "Nope, not true. Flake news."
A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball
The police suspect foul play was afoot
Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World
No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!
You can explore allegedly mistakenly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean allegedly assault dad jokes. There are also allegedly puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?
They're allegedly calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison
I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp
What song did the Saudi consulate pokemon player sing?
Gotta catch Jamal (allegedly)
Scientists have discovered that white sharks in the Mediterranean are no longer white.
Allegedly it has to do with their food.
What is common between Hillary and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
They are both Crooked. (Allegedly).
A Teacher in Wales got arrested
They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
Lawyers have feelings too..
...allegedly.
