Allegedly Jokes

Following is our collection of mistakenly humor and testimony one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Allegedly puns for adults, dirty assault jokes or clean accuse gags for kids.

There is an abundance of evidently jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on allegedly. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any wrongly witze you can hear about allegedly.

The Best jokes about Allegedly

Peter Dinkalage has been accused of sexual harassment.

He allegedly told the woman that her hair smelled nice.

"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "

I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.

Germany has allegedly started a new meme sharing website.

It is called *neingag*

Trump allegedly had an affair with Tony the Tiger.

When reached for a comment, his response want typical: "Nope, not true. Flake news."

Why did the police arrest the baseball player?

Because he allegedly murdered his wife and kids.


A farmer in Utah allegedly stomped on a group of chickens during their evening game of kickball

The police suspect foul play was afoot

Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World

No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They're allegedly calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

Family Fight

My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: 'See what happens when you don't pray?'

Lawyers have feelings too..

...allegedly.

Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison

I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp


What song did the Saudi consulate pokemon player sing?

Gotta catch Jamal (allegedly)

Scientists have discovered that white sharks in the Mediterranean are no longer white.

Allegedly it has to do with their food.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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