The Best 39 Allegations Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Allegations jokes. There are some allegations assault jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these allegations allegation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Allegations Jokes and Puns

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

What do you call someone who makes allegations against you?

An allegator!

Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the
allegations of doping.

... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though.

Allegations joke, Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the 
allegations of doping.

Why is Bill Cosby not breaking his silence?

He is waiting until the allegations are 5 minutes apart!

On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...

He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.


I don't know what you guys think about Michael Jackson...

and these blackmail allegations but I'm pretty sure he used to be one.

Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick.

"Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"

Allegations joke, Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick.

After all the allegations of plagiarism, Melania releases a statement...

"These allegations not only hurt me, but my daughters Sasha and Malia as well".

I love how everyone talks about Bill Cosby's rape allegations...

But not Aaron Carter beating Shaq.

Russia responds to the allegations that it has 'deep ties' to Trump.

"We do not comment on personnel matters."

Subway is really upset about allegations concerning the meat in their subs...

They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.

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Kevin Spacey killed a man with bow and arrow.

Sadly the allegations are true and I'd like to let everyone know that I enjoy archery and have done for some time.

With all the recent allegations of sexual assault...

I want to come out that I sexually assaulted a lamp. I know it isn't illegal, but it does shed light on my past

Sexual harassment allegations have been made against Lou Bega

7 women have come forward and the assaults have been said to have taken place in varying locations including: in the sun and by his side

Can we applaud David Spade for not having any allegations of sexual advances?

Consensual ones included.

At first, I thought Baby Driver was all about Kevin Spacey.

After all, the allegations are in the name.

Allegations joke, At first, I thought Baby Driver was all about Kevin Spacey.

What is the only trigonometric function with sexual assault allegations against it?

cos(b)

Mario Batali has been bathed in the light of controversy and outrage after sexual assault allegations surfaced connecting the famous chef to the assault of four women.

He's the wurst.

One thing is certain about the new allegations against Dustin Hoffman.

Nobody will say: "Oh no! I'll never again be able to watch my favorite movie, Ishtar!"


Does humping a woman's leg count as sexual harassment?

If so, my dog is gonna be facing a lot of allegations on Twitter.

Sexual assault allegations in 2017 are like Pringles.

You can't have just one.

I hope there aren't any sexual misconduct allegations from SpaceX...

I don't think America could handle being Elon-gated

What do you call a crocodile that's always making allegations on others?

An allegator.

I get that space is the final frontier and all but..

Given all the recent allegations, I completely understand why the government decided to cut spending on Nasser.

I like my dust like I like my sexual harassment allegations.

Swept under the rug.

Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?

Sorry, fake brews.

I almost don't believe Stormy Daniel's allegations...

Who in their right mind would want to have sex with the Don(g)?

Lance Armstrong decided to fly to France to fight against the doping allegations against him.

It would have been more convincing if he had taken a plane.

There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."

Despite the stress of the court case and abuse allegations they say that.....

Bill Cosbys wife hasn't lost any sleep over it.

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

Did you hear about the allegations that Kavanaugh threw ice on someone?

They're calling it Frozen Watergate

What do you call a man accused with hysterical and unsubstantiated allegations?

Your honor :\^)

The #metoo movement has everyone worried about sexual allegations...

But in Florida people are worried about sexual alligators.

Did you hear about Neil deGrass Tyson being accused of sexual assault?

The allegations are out of this world.

The #Metoo movement is getting out of hand! Now there are assault allegations against Slenderman!

But don't worry, they're all faceless accusations.

Stevie Wonder responds to the Michael Jackson 'Leaving Neverland' controversy

Acknowledging the sexual abuse allegations against Jackson, Stevie said he didn't see anything.

I'm voting for an old, senile, racist, sexist, white man with rape allegations this year for president.

But I'm still not sure which one to pick.

I'd like to take the opportunity on this, International Women's Day, to refute allegations that I'm a sexist.

I've got a friend who's a woman. And I believe she should be treated as if she *is* equal.

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