Allegations Jokes

Following is our collection of complaint humor and assault one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Allegations puns for adults, dirty misconduct jokes or clean allegation gags for kids.

There is an abundance of unfounded jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 32 funniest jokes on allegations. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any molestation witze you can hear about allegations.

The Best jokes about Allegations

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm voting for an old, senile, racist, sexist, white man with rape allegations this year for president.

But I'm still not sure which one to pick.

Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the
allegations of doping.

... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though.

Subway is really upset about allegations concerning the meat in their subs...

They haven't been this worried about meat between buns since Jared was sentenced.


Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?

Sorry, fake brews.

Lance Armstrong decided to fly to France to fight against the doping allegations against him.

It would have been more convincing if he had taken a plane.

What is the only trigonometric function with sexual assault allegations against it?

cos(b)

I get that space is the final frontier and all but..

Given all the recent allegations, I completely understand why the government decided to cut spending on Nasser.

With all the recent allegations of sexual assault...

I want to come out that I sexually assaulted a lamp. I know it isn't illegal, but it does shed light on my past

Does humping a woman's leg count as sexual harassment?

If so, my dog is gonna be facing a lot of allegations on Twitter.


Sexual harassment allegations have been made against Lou Bega

7 women have come forward and the assaults have been said to have taken place in varying locations including: in the sun and by his side

I hope there aren't any sexual misconduct allegations from SpaceX...

I don't think America could handle being Elon-gated

What do you call someone who makes allegations against you?

An allegator!

I like my dust like I like my sexual harassment allegations.

Swept under the rug.

There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."

Sexual assault allegations in 2017 are like Pringles.

You can't have just one.

Russia responds to the allegations that it has 'deep ties' to Trump.

"We do not comment on personnel matters."

On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...

He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.


Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick.

"Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"

Can we applaud David Spade for not having any allegations of sexual advances?

Consensual ones included.

Stevie Wonder responds to the Michael Jackson 'Leaving Neverland' controversy

Acknowledging the sexual abuse allegations against Jackson, Stevie said he didn't see anything.

One thing is certain about the new allegations against Dustin Hoffman.

Nobody will say: "Oh no! I'll never again be able to watch my favorite movie, Ishtar!"

After all the allegations of plagiarism, Melania releases a statement...

"These allegations not only hurt me, but my daughters Sasha and Malia as well".

I love how everyone talks about Bill Cosby's rape allegations...

But not Aaron Carter beating Shaq.

Despite the stress of the court case and abuse allegations they say that.....

Bill Cosbys wife hasn't lost any sleep over it.

Why is Bill Cosby not breaking his silence?

He is waiting until the allegations are 5 minutes apart!

The #Metoo movement is getting out of hand! Now there are assault allegations against Slenderman!

But don't worry, they're all faceless accusations.

Did you hear about Neil deGrass Tyson being accused of sexual assault?

The allegations are out of this world.

Did you hear about the allegations that Kavanaugh threw ice on someone?

They're calling it Frozen Watergate

The #metoo movement has everyone worried about sexual allegations...

But in Florida people are worried about sexual alligators.

What do you call a man accused with hysterical and unsubstantiated allegations?

Your honor :\^)

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