Alle Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Alle puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Alle

"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "

I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.

I think i am allergic to leather.

Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache.

I'm allergic to sharks..

..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me.

I had an allergic reaction to peanuts

Then I got sued by the Finebros

It's allergy season upon us, so remember to say "pika" before you sneeze

and if you forget, just say "bacca" after!

I'm allergic to alcohol...

Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs...

It's allergy season. If my nose keeps running,

I'm going to have to buy it new shoes.

What goes down an alley and has three holes in it?

Batman's Parents

I'm really allergic to pollen

But I feel this spring will be breathtaking

alley way

So a white man, a black man, and a mexican are walking down an alleyway and one of them accidentally knock over a trashcan and a genie comes out. The genie announces himself as the ratchet genie and grants each man 1 wish.

The mexican says "i wish that i and my fellow hispanics can all live peacfully in our home country". And poof, he was gone.

Next the black man said "i was that i and my fellow african americans all live peacfully in our homeland". And poof he was gone.

Finally the white man asks the genie "so all of the blacks and mexicans are gone?" the genie replies with yes.

The whiteman then says "alright then, ill just have a coke"

I'm allergic to Vodka, I can't drink it.

It makes me break out in handcuffs.

I think I'm allergic to whiskey...

Whenever I drink it, I break out in handcuffs.

My allergies are acting up and...

The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.

Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World

No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!

I'm allergic to weed

Everytime i smoke it my eyes get red.

Allergies

One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.

Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"

The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."

Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"

"Life."

There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."

I Think I'm Allergic to Pot

Whenever I smoke it, my eyes get red and I start coughing

I'm allergic to football fields

They send me into NFLactic shock.

On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...

He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.

I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!

It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome

I am allergic to honey.

It gives me hives.

If you're allergic to bananas and you eat one... what happens?

You go into bananaphylactic shock!

I'm allergic to chickpeas.

Any time I eat them I falafel.

After all the allegations of plagiarism, Melania releases a statement...

"These allegations not only hurt me, but my daughters Sasha and Malia as well".

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to cats

last time I ate one I had the runs for days.

What did the allen wrench say to the IKEA furniture?

Screw you!

Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison

I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp

I'm allergic to xanax...

Everytime I take some I break out in handcuffs.

I've got an allergy to butts.

It's a glute allergy.

An allegory is just a metaphor on a pedestal

They can't

Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad

I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack

ALLERGY

After 2 months of dating, i asked my girlfriend why she doesnt go down on me. she told me she had a nut allergy

My allergies had me sneezing all day

Feeling blessed

I'm allergic to vaseline.

Don't rub it in.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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