The Best 42 Alle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alle jokes. There are some alle bee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alle nicht puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alle Jokes and Puns

I think i am allergic to leather.

Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache.


One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.

Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"

The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."

Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"


I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out..

Into handcuffs.

Alle joke, I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out..

On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...

He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.

I'm allergic to chickpeas.

Any time I eat them I falafel.

I'm allergic to sharks.. shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me.

I'm allergic to football fields

They send me into NFLactic shock.

Alle joke, I'm allergic to football fields

I had an allergic reaction to peanuts

Then I got sued by the Finebros

I'm allergic to alcohol...

Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs...

After all the allegations of plagiarism, Melania releases a statement...

"These allegations not only hurt me, but my daughters Sasha and Malia as well".

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to cats

last time I ate one I had the runs for days.

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What's an Allepo?

A big ol' Allepper

What goes down an alley and has three holes in it?

Batman's Parents

I think I'm allergic to my family...

They are a known irritant.

I'm allergic to Vodka, I can't drink it.

It makes me break out in handcuffs.

I Think I'm Allergic to Pot

Whenever I smoke it, my eyes get red and I start coughing

Alle joke, I Think I'm Allergic to Pot

"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "

I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.

Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World

No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!

It's allergy season. If my nose keeps running,

I'm going to have to buy it new shoes.

I'm allergic to beautiful women.

They make parts of me swell up.

I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!

It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome

If you're allergic to bananas and you eat one... what happens?

You go into bananaphylactic shock!

I'm allergic to weed

Everytime i smoke it my eyes get red.

It's allergy season upon us, so remember to say "pika" before you sneeze

and if you forget, just say "bacca" after!

An allegory is just a metaphor on a pedestal

They can't

I think I'm allergic to whiskey...

Whenever I drink it, I break out in handcuffs.

I am allergic to honey.

It gives me hives.

What did the allen wrench say to the IKEA furniture?

Screw you!

There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."

I'm allergic to vaseline.

Don't rub it in.

My allergies had me sneezing all day

Feeling blessed


After 2 months of dating, i asked my girlfriend why she doesnt go down on me. she told me she had a nut allergy

Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad

I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack

I'm allergic to xanax...

Everytime I take some I break out in handcuffs.

I've got an allergy to butts.

It's a glute allergy.

Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison

I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp

I'm really allergic to pollen

But I feel this spring will be breathtaking

My allergies are acting up and...

The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.

It's been alleged that I've written a series of tweets about the song I'm Too Sexy .

I'd like to reassure my followers that I did not write said thread...

Allegedly John Adams

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress

What is the most allergic nut?

The Ca.........shew!!!!!

I'll see myself out.

I'm allergic to Alcohol...

Makes me break out in handcuffs.

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