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Funniest Alle Short Jokes

Short alle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The alle humour may include short bee jokes also.

  1. This joke MIGHT fly over some of y'alls heads. I asked my pet cat what's two minus two. He said nothing.
  2. Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of.
  3. German lawmakers are considering a policy that makes all Uber ride sharing free If the law passes, then Deutschland will über alles
  4. My wife said marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning alls you need is two hearts, then in the end, alls you need is a club and a s**....

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Alle One Liners

Which alle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with alle? I can suggest the ones about win and crazy.

  1. The Germans really do have a word for everything. It's *alles* by the way.
  2. What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all?
    -All y'all.
  3. What boxer's nickname is EEEEE? Mohammad Ali

Alle joke, What boxer's nickname is EEEEE?

Howlingly Hilarious Alle Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about alle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean allergic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make alle pranks.

"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "

I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.

What do you call someone allergic to galaxies?

Galactose intolerant.

I think i am allergic to leather.

Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache.

I'm allergic to sharks.. shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me.

What is the most allergic nut?

The Ca.........shew!!!!!
I'll see myself out.

Allegedly John Adams

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress


A group of golfers were approaching the first tee when they noticed a woman being given first aid. One of the golfers asked what had happened, and he was informed that the woman had been stung by a bee and was having an allergic reaction.
"Where was she bit?" one of the players asked. "Between the first and second hole," was the reply.
The player responded, "Wow, she must have been standing right over the hive."

I'm allergic to beekeepers.

They give me hives.

It's allergy season upon us, so remember to say "pika" before you sneeze

and if you forget, just say "bacca" after!

I had an allergic reaction to peanuts

Then I got sued by the Finebros

It's been alleged that I've written a series of tweets about the song I'm Too s**... .

I'd like to reassure my followers that I did not write said thread...

It's allergy season. If my nose keeps running,

I'm going to have to buy it new shoes.

I'm allergic to alcohol...

Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs...

I'm allergic to Alcohol...

Makes me break out in handcuffs.

Allergic reaction

I woke up with an allergic reaction spreading all over my body. Instinctively I thought to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized quickly that one should never make rash decisions!

I think I might be allergic to alcohol

I keep breaking out in handcuffs.

What goes down an alley and has three holes in it?

Batman's Parents

I'm really allergic to pollen

But I feel this spring will be breathtaking

I've got an allergy to Pine, Fir, and Cedar. …

All I want for Xmas is Yew.

What do you take if you are allergic to an angry cat?

..... an Anti-HISS-tamine

I'm allergic to v**..., I can't drink it.

It makes me break out in handcuffs.

I think I'm allergic to whiskey...

Whenever I drink it, I break out in handcuffs.

My allergies are acting up and...

The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal m**... back into Sudafed.

I'm allergic to w**...

Everytime i smoke it my eyes get red.

I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!

It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome

Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World

No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!


One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.
Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"
The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."
Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"

There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.

He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."

I Think I'm Allergic to p**...

Whenever I smoke it, my eyes get red and I start coughing

I'm allergic to football fields

They send me into NFLactic shock.

On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...

He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.

I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out..

Into handcuffs.

Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad

I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack

What did the allen wrench say to the IKEA furniture?

Screw you!

I am allergic to honey.

It gives me hives.

Alle joke, I am allergic to honey.

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