Howlingly Hilarious Alle Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
I think i am allergic to leather.
Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache.
Allergies
One day a guy decided to go to his favorite bar and grab a few drinks.
Upon walking in the door he sees a man who looks like he's about to get completely hammered as he's surrounded by several pitchers, so he says, "That's of drinks"
The man replies, "I had an allergic reaction."
Curious the first guy says, "What're you allergic to?"
"Life."
I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out..
Into handcuffs.
On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...
He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.
I'm allergic to chickpeas.
Any time I eat them I falafel.
I'm allergic to sharks..
..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me.
I'm allergic to football fields
They send me into NFLactic shock.
I had an allergic reaction to peanuts
Then I got sued by the Finebros
I'm allergic to alcohol...
Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs...
After all the allegations of plagiarism, Melania releases a statement...
"These allegations not only hurt me, but my daughters Sasha and Malia as well".
Unfortunately, I'm allergic to cats
last time I ate one I had the runs for days.
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What's an Allepo?
A big ol' Allepper
What goes down an alley and has three holes in it?
Batman's Parents
I think I'm allergic to my family...
They are a known irritant.
I'm allergic to v**..., I can't drink it.
It makes me break out in handcuffs.
I Think I'm Allergic to p**...
Whenever I smoke it, my eyes get red and I start coughing
"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "
I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.
Allegedly, Kim Jong Un is Known for Reading Every Book in the World
No wonder why everyone calls him the supreme reader!
It's allergy season. If my nose keeps running,
I'm going to have to buy it new shoes.
I'm allergic to beautiful women.
They make parts of me swell up.
I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!
It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome
If you're allergic to bananas and you eat one... what happens?
You go into bananaphylactic shock!
I'm allergic to w**...
Everytime i smoke it my eyes get red.
It's allergy season upon us, so remember to say "pika" before you sneeze
and if you forget, just say "bacca" after!
An allegory is just a metaphor on a pedestal
They can't
I think I'm allergic to whiskey...
Whenever I drink it, I break out in handcuffs.
I am allergic to honey.
It gives me hives.
What did the allen wrench say to the IKEA furniture?
Screw you!
There have been new allegations against Brett Kavanaugh.
He was overheard at a gas station un NJ saying, "I'd like to feel her up."
I'm allergic to vaseline.
Don't rub it in.
My allergies had me sneezing all day
Feeling blessed
ALLERGY
After 2 months of dating, i asked my girlfriend why she doesnt go down on me. she told me she had a nut allergy
Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad
I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack
I'm allergic to xanax...
Everytime I take some I break out in handcuffs.
I've got an allergy to butts.
It's a glute allergy.
Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison
I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp
I'm really allergic to pollen
But I feel this spring will be breathtaking
My allergies are acting up and...
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal m**... back into Sudafed.
It's been alleged that I've written a series of tweets about the song I'm Too s**... .
I'd like to reassure my followers that I did not write said thread...
Allegedly John Adams
In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
What is the most allergic nut?
The Ca.........shew!!!!!
I'll see myself out.
I'm allergic to Alcohol...
Makes me break out in handcuffs.
I think I might be allergic to alcohol
I keep breaking out in handcuffs.
What do you take if you are allergic to an angry cat?
..... an Anti-HISS-tamine
Allergic
A group of golfers were approaching the first tee when they noticed a woman being given first aid. One of the golfers asked what had happened, and he was informed that the woman had been stung by a bee and was having an allergic reaction.
"Where was she bit?" one of the players asked. "Between the first and second hole," was the reply.
The player responded, "Wow, she must have been standing right over the hive."
Allergic reaction
I woke up with an allergic reaction spreading all over my body. Instinctively I thought to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized quickly that one should never make rash decisions!
I'm allergic to beekeepers.
They give me hives.
I've got an allergy to Pine, Fir, and Cedar. …
All I want for Xmas is Yew.
