Silly & Ridiculous Allan Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What do you call a Goth with a f**...??
Edgar Allan Toes
What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?
They're both Po-Lice.
* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.
I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe
Nevermore
You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?
Poetry!
My pet horse has started writing poetry.
Edgar Allan Poe-ny
what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door
That's so Raven
A polar bear goes into a bar
bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you"
Polarbear: "Do you have a drink called Allan?"
