Following is our collection of Allahu jokes which are very funny. There are some allahu virgins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these allahu hamza puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Allahu Akbar!
Allahu akbar!
My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms
Allahu Snackbar!
Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
Allahu Snackbar
the Allahu snack-bar.
Allahu Akburrrrrr
The Allahu Snackbar
Allahu Rockbar.
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
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"Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.
Allahu Ackbarrrrr!
When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
ALLAHU AKBAR
Allahu Akbar, honey.
#**Allahu Ackbar!**
My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
It was called the allahu snackbar.
Allahu snackbar!
An allahu akbar.
Allahu Akbar!
The allahu ak-bar
The Allahu ak-Bar
"Allahu Akhbarrrr"
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
His dying words were "Allahu snack bar!"
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar
Allahu Ak-Baa!
It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
Allahu akbar
Allahu Snackbar
But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.
The Allahu Ak-bar.
At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
Allahu Snakbar.
The Allahu Snackbar
Allahu ak-BARS.
Someone who drops allahu akbars.
Allahu lap-bar.
The Allahu Ak-Bard.
Allahu Akbros.
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
they're calling it allahu snackbar
In order to shore up waning power in Syria and Iraq, ISIS put out a candy bar appealing to young Muslims. They call it the: Allahu Choklatbar! exclamation point
From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
Allahu Snackbar
Allahu Ak-BARS
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
"Allahu Akbar!"
Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.
Allahu ak-Bar
Trying not to overeat at Golden Corrall? Now that is jihad.
Allahu Snackbar.
Allahu Akbar!
The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the allahu muslim jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working allahu terrorist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.