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This article provides information on jokes related to Allahu Akbar and its implications in both Wahabi and Shi'ite contexts. Explore the cultural significance of Allahu Akbar jokes and their impact on the modern world.

Funniest Allahu Short Jokes

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  1. I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
  2. My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
    [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
  3. My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
    I come from afar
    There is Note 7 in my car
    Allahu Akbar
  4. A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
  5. Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
  6. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
    Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
    Me: Allahu Akbar
  7. If you scream three times... At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
  8. What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
  9. How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? "Allahu Akhbarrrr"
  10. I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!

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Allahu One Liners

Which allahu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allahu? I can suggest the ones about allahu akbar and terrorist.

  1. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
  2. Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
  3. I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.
  4. "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
  5. What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
  6. Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar.
  7. What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
  8. What's a Muslims favourite place to eat? Allahu Snackbar
  9. What do you call a concession stand operated by Isis? Allahu Snackbar
  10. What is The ISIS Cafeteria called? Allahu Snakbar.
  11. What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!
  12. What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
  13. What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
  14. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Allahu Akbar.
    Allahu AK-
  15. isis is marketing their version of kitkat they're calling it allahu snackbar

Allahu Akbar Jokes

Here is a list of funny allahu akbar jokes and even better allahu akbar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
  • A muslim walks into a bar. The Allahu Ak-bar.
  • What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
  • I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
  • What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS
  • What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
  • Where do jihadists go to drink? The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
  • I heard... ...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
  • 9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
  • Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
Allahu joke, Hey teacher, i made a clock!

Entertaining Allahu Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about allahu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean explosive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make allahu pranks.

I had a phone conversation with my husband while he was on one of the 9/11 planes. I can still remember his last words...

Allahu akbar!

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?

My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

What does a hungry muslim say?

Allahu Snackbar!

What does a t**... in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What is Muhammad's favorite restaurant?

The Allahu Snackbar

What do you call Islamic death metal?

Allahu Rockbar.

We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...

Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

#**Allahu Ackbar!**

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Did you hear about the overweight t**...?

His dying words were "Allahu snack bar!"

What do you call a table of Middle Eastern hor d'oeuvres?

Allahu Snackbar

A s**... bomber walks into a bar

But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.

What do you call an Islamic militant Shakespeare?

The Allahu Ak-Bard.

What do you call a group of friends who happen to be Muslims?

Allahu Akbros.

ISIS's New Candy Bar Line

In order to shore up waning power in Syria and Iraq, ISIS put out a candy bar appealing to young Muslims. They call it the: Allahu Choklatbar! exclamation point

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

What was my Father's last words before dying in 9/11 t**... attack?


Where do s**... b**... go to have some drinks?

Allahu ak-Bar

Why do terrorists shout "Allahu Akbar" when during o**... s**...?

Because their wives blow them up

What does a t**... say when he's hungry?


The word j**... gets a bad rap, but really it's just the Arabic word for struggle.

Trying not to overeat at Golden Corrall? Now that is j**....
Allahu Snackbar.

What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave?

Allahu Akbar!

Remember that game Muhammad use to play?

Say five Allahu Akbars with lights off then get arrested.

Allahu joke, Where do jihadists go to drink?