Allahu Jokes

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Best Short Allahu Jokes

These are our top allahu puns. Have fun with a good allahu joke in English with simple allahu humour.

1. I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
2. My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
   [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
3. My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
   I come from afar
   There is Note 7 in my car
   Allahu Akbar
4. A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
5. Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
6. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
   Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
   Me: Allahu Akbar
7. If you scream three times... At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
8. What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
9. How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? "Allahu Akhbarrrr"
10. I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these allahu jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of allahu puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Allahu One Liners

Which allahu dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allahu?

1. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
2. Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
3. I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.
4. "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
5. What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
6. Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar.
7. What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
8. What's a Muslims favourite place to eat? Allahu Snackbar
9. What do you call a concession stand operated by Isis? Allahu Snackbar
10. What is The ISIS Cafeteria called? Allahu Snakbar.
11. What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!
12. What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
13. What is ISIS's favorite candy bar? Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
14. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Allahu Akbar.
    Allahu AK-
    BOOM!!!
15. isis is marketing their version of kitkat they're calling it allahu snackbar

Allahu Akbar Jokes

Here is a list of funny allahu akbar jokes and even better allahu akbar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
• A muslim walks into a bar. The Allahu Ak-bar.
• What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
• I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
• What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS
• What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
• Where do jihadists go to drink? The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
• I heard... ...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
• 9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
• Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"

Entertaining Allahu Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

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