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This article provides information on jokes related to Allahu Akbar and its implications in both Wahabi and Shi'ite contexts. Explore the cultural significance of Allahu Akbar jokes and their impact on the modern world.

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I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks...

Allahu Akbar!

I had a phone conversation with my husband while he was on one of the 9/11 planes. I can still remember his last words...

Allahu akbar!

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?

My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,

and they're like like "allahu akbar",

watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,

I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

What does a hungry muslim say?

Allahu Snackbar!

My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words

Allahu Akbar.

[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]

What's a Muslims favourite place to eat?

Allahu Snackbar

Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat?

the Allahu snack-bar.

Allahu joke, Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat?

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What is Muhammad's favorite restaurant?

The Allahu Snackbar

What do you call Islamic death metal?

Allahu Rockbar.

We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...

Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

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Hey teacher, i made a clock!

"Did you say Allahu Akbar?"

A jew walks into a bar...

Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb.

A few days ago i saw an amazing magician...

When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.

Allahu joke, A few days ago i saw an amazing magician...

What is the most death-defying magician incantation?


"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Allahu Akbar, honey.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

#**Allahu Ackbar!**

9/11 jokes aren't funny...

My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".

A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today...

It was called the allahu snackbar.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the opposite of a gay bar?

An allahu akbar.

All my life I have tried to live by my father's last words...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Allahu joke, What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

"Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

I heard...

...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.

Did you hear about the overweight terrorist?

His dying words were "Allahu snack bar!"

My name is Jafar

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

There is Note 7 in my car

Allahu Akbar

What does a radical sheep say?

Allahu Ak-Baa!

I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7...

It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What do you call a table of Middle Eastern hor d'oeuvres?

Allahu Snackbar

A suicide bomber walks into a bar

But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.

A muslim walks into a bar.

The Allahu Ak-bar.

If you scream three times...

At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.

What is The ISIS Cafeteria called?

Allahu Snakbar.

Where did the terrorist go when he got hungry?

The Allahu Snackbar

What does a good Islamic rapper have?

Allahu ak-BARS.

What do you call an Arab rapper?

Someone who drops allahu akbars.

What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism?

Allahu lap-bar.

What do you call an Islamic militant Shakespeare?

The Allahu Ak-Bard.

What do you call a group of friends who happen to be Muslims?

Allahu Akbros.

An Omegle conversation

Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar

isis is marketing their version of kitkat

they're calling it allahu snackbar

ISIS's New Candy Bar Line

In order to shore up waning power in Syria and Iraq, ISIS put out a candy bar appealing to young Muslims. They call it the: Allahu Choklatbar! exclamation point

Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line?

From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.

What do you call a concession stand operated by Isis?

Allahu Snackbar

What do radical Islamic wrappers spit?

Allahu Ak-BARS

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day.

I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"

I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back

If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.

What came before the Big Bang?

"Allahu Akbar!"

Dark Backpack Joke

Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?

Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.

Where do suicide bombers go to have some drinks?

Allahu ak-Bar

The word jihad gets a bad rap, but really it's just the Arabic word for struggle.

Trying not to overeat at Golden Corrall? Now that is jihad.

Allahu Snackbar.

What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave?

Allahu Akbar!

Where do jihadists go to drink?


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