It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
The Allahu ak-Bar
Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar
When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
Allahu Akbar, honey.
Allahu lap-bar.
My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms
the Allahu snack-bar.
"Allahu Akbar!"
Allahu Snackbar
Allahu Snackbar
I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
Allahu Snakbar.
Allahu Ak-Baa!
Someone who drops allahu akbars.
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
Allahu akbar
they're calling it allahu snackbar
But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.
His dying words were "Allahu snack bar!"
"Allahu Akhbarrrr"
Allahu Akburrrrrr
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
The Allahu Ak-bar.
The Allahu Ak-Bard.
From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
Allahu snackbar!
#**Allahu Ackbar!**
Allahu ak-BARS.
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
Allahu Snackbar
Allahu Ak-BARS
ALLAHU AKBAR
Allahu Akbar!
Allahu Ackbarrrrr!
Allahu Rockbar.
If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
Allahu Akbros.
My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
The Allahu Snackbar
Allahu ak-Bar
Allahu akbar!
Allahu Snackbar!
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