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It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar
When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
Allahu Akbar, honey.
My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms
"Allahu Akbar!"
I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
Someone who drops allahu akbars.
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
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Allahu akbar
From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
Allahu Akbar!
If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
ALLAHU AKBAR
The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".
"Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
Allahu Akbar!
Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.
Allahu Akbar!
An allahu akbar.
Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.
My father died that day.
I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were.
''Allahu Akbar''
Allahu akbar!
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