Allahu Akbar Jokes
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Funniest Allahu Akbar Short Jokes
Short allahu akbar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The allahu akbar humour may include short god allah jokes also.
- My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs] - My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar - A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
- An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar - I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!
- Dark Backpack Joke Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son. - I had a phone conversation with my husband while he was on one of the 9/11 planes. I can still remember his last words... Allahu akbar!
- What does the wallbreaker in Clash of Clans say just before breaking the enemy's wall? Allahu Akbar.
- For a long time I used to think that Allahu Akbar meant "health insurance".
- What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? Allahu akbar
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Allahu Akbar One Liners
Which allahu akbar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allahu akbar? I can suggest the ones about god almighty and god creation.
- What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
- "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
- What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
- What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!! - What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
- Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
- What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
- What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
- Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
- What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave? Allahu Akbar!
- All my life I have tried to live by my father's last words... Allahu Akbar!
- A jew walks into a bar... Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.
- A Jihadist walked into an Allahu Akbar and ordered a Takbir.
- What did Admiral Akbar change his name to when he converted to Islam Allahu Akbar.
Uplifting Allahu Akbar Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about allahu akbar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean god created jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make allahu akbar pranks.
Traffic Lights..
I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American
Slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the side of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, " Allahu Akbar!, Allahu Akbar!, " and
took off before the lights changed.
Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through
the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car stunned, thinking to myself,
"man...that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
My uncle died on 9/11 :(
His last words were Allahu Akbar
Last mission of agent 007.
-Bond, James Bond.
-Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
Allahu Akbar MLG Remix 2015
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"I will change the world or die trying.."
"Allahu akbar!"
Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?
To the Allahu Akbar
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We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
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Allahu Akbar
A magicians last trick
A magician stood in front of a crowd. "For this last trick I will make myself appear in 100 different places around this very room" said the magician. The crowd watched in disbelief. "3...2...1...abracadabra". Yet the magician was still there. "Hmm let me try that again 3...2...1...abracadabra". Nothing. The magician starts to panic and checks his handbook for the instructions. "Ah ha!" says the magician. "I wasn't saying the correct magic word". He stands in front of the crowd again and says "3...2...1...ALLAHU AKBAR".
Needless to say the crowd was blown away.
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What's the opposite of a gay bar?
An allahu akbar.
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s**... bomber shouted "Allahu Akbar" and then he...
switched on Samsung Galaxy Note 7
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I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7...
It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
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Two Towers
walk into an Allahu Akbar and...
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What do radical Islamic wrappers spit?
Allahu Ak-BARS
A magician says to his audience...
A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.
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Why do terrorists shout "Allahu Akbar" when during o**... s**...?
Because their wives blow them up
