The Best 29 Allahu Akbar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Allahu Akbar jokes. There are some allahu akbar harem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Allahu Akbar Jokes and Puns

I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7...

It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words

Allahu Akbar.

[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]

My name is Jafar

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

There is Note 7 in my car

Allahu Akbar

A few days ago i saw an amazing magician...

When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.


"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Allahu Akbar, honey.

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?

My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,

and they're like like "allahu akbar",

watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,

I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

What came before the Big Bang?

"Allahu Akbar!"

Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day.

I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"

What do you call an Arab rapper?

Someone who drops allahu akbars.

An Omegle conversation

Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Allahu Akbar.

Allahu AK-

BOOM!!!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line?

From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.

We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...

Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks...

Allahu Akbar!

I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back

If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.

What is the most death-defying magician incantation?

ALLAHU AKBAR

Where do jihadists go to drink?

The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!


I heard...

...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.

9/11 jokes aren't funny...

My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".

Hey teacher, i made a clock!

"Did you say Allahu Akbar?"

What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave?

Allahu Akbar!

Dark Backpack Joke

Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?

Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.

All my life I have tried to live by my father's last words...

Allahu Akbar!

What's the opposite of a gay bar?

An allahu akbar.

A jew walks into a bar...

Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.

Don't joke about 9/11.

My father died that day.

I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were.

''Allahu Akbar''

I had a phone conversation with my husband while he was on one of the 9/11 planes. I can still remember his last words...

Allahu akbar!

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