Allahu Akbar Jokes

Funniest Allahu Akbar Short Jokes

Short allahu akbar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The allahu akbar humour may include short god allah jokes also.

1. My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
   [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
2. My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
   I come from afar
   There is Note 7 in my car
   Allahu Akbar
3. A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
4. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
   Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
   Me: Allahu Akbar
5. I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!
6. Dark Backpack Joke Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
   Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.
7. I had a phone conversation with my husband while he was on one of the 9/11 planes. I can still remember his last words... Allahu akbar!
8. What does the wallbreaker in Clash of Clans say just before breaking the enemy's wall? Allahu Akbar.
9. For a long time I used to think that Allahu Akbar meant "health insurance".
10. What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say? Allahu akbar

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Allahu Akbar One Liners

Which allahu akbar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with allahu akbar? I can suggest the ones about god almighty and god creation.

1. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
2. "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
3. What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
4. What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
5. Knock knock.
   Who's there?
   Allahu Akbar.
   Allahu AK-
   BOOM!!!
6. What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
7. Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
8. What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
9. What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
10. Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
11. What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave? Allahu Akbar!
12. All my life I have tried to live by my father's last words... Allahu Akbar!
13. A jew walks into a bar... Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.
14. A Jihadist walked into an Allahu Akbar and ordered a Takbir.
15. What did Admiral Akbar change his name to when he converted to Islam Allahu Akbar.

Uplifting Allahu Akbar Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about allahu akbar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean god created jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make allahu akbar pranks.