Allahu Akbar Jokes

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  1. I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts "Allahu Akbar" when plugging it in.
  2. My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.
    [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]
  3. My name is Jafar My name is Jafar
    I come from afar
    There is Note 7 in my car
    Allahu Akbar
  4. A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.
  5. Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"
  6. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
    Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
    Me: Allahu Akbar
  7. I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!
  8. I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.
  9. I heard... ...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.
  10. 9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".

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Allahu Akbar One Liners

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  1. What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar
  2. "Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.
  3. What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"
  4. What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.
  5. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Allahu Akbar.
    Allahu AK-
  6. What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar
  7. Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
  8. A muslim walks into a bar. The Allahu Ak-bar.
  9. What does a good Islamic rapper have? Allahu ak-BARS.
  10. What do radical Islamic wrappers spit? Allahu Ak-BARS
  11. What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR
  12. Where do jihadists go to drink? The ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
  13. Hey teacher, i made a clock! "Did you say Allahu Akbar?"
  14. What did the popcorn blurted out when it saw the microwave? Allahu Akbar!
  15. What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar

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I had a phone conversation with my husband while he was on one of the 9/11 planes. I can still remember his last words...

Allahu akbar!

Last mission of agent 007.

-Bond, James Bond.
-Akbar, Allahu Akbar.

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east?

My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,
and they're like like "allahu akbar",
watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,
I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

What does a muslim corn say before it becomes a popcorn?

"Allahu Akbar!!"

Allahu Akbar MLG Remix 2015

Don't joke about 9/11.

My father died that day.
I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were.
''Allahu Akbar''

"I will change the world or die trying.."

"Allahu akbar!"

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say?

Allahu akbar

We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...

Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

A jew walks into a bar...

Little did he know it was an Allahu Akbar.

Allahu Akbar

My Dad's last words

I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11
"Allahu Akbar"

A magicians last trick

A magician stood in front of a crowd. "For this last trick I will make myself appear in 100 different places around this very room" said the magician. The crowd watched in disbelief. "3...2...1...abracadabra". Yet the magician was still there. "Hmm let me try that again 3...2...1...abracadabra". Nothing. The magician starts to panic and checks his handbook for the instructions. "Ah ha!" says the magician. "I wasn't saying the correct magic word". He stands in front of the crowd again and says "3...2...1...ALLAHU AKBAR".
Needless to say the crowd was blown away.

What's the opposite of a gay bar?

An allahu akbar.

All my life I have tried to live by my father's last words...

Allahu Akbar!

s**... bomber shouted "Allahu Akbar" and then he...

switched on Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Why 4kids couldn't have done 9/11.

They would've changed "Allahu Akbar" too "Praise God".

A muslim says allahu akbar at least 85 times a day,

and blows up not even once.

Two Towers

walk into an Allahu Akbar and...

Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day.

His last words were "Allahu Akbar".

My father died in 9/11.

His last words?
"Allahu Akbar"

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

Dark Backpack Joke

Son asking his mom: Why is my Backpack so heavy mom?
Mom: Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar my son.

Where do s**... b**... go to have some drinks?

Allahu ak-Bar

Why do terrorists shout "Allahu Akbar" when during o**... s**...?

Because their wives blow them up

Remember that game Muhammad use to play?

Say five Allahu Akbars with lights off then get arrested.

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