Following is our collection of Allah jokes which are very funny. There are some allah jihadists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these allah imam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Allah Carte
Allah the above.
It's Allah this world!
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
Allah them.
(I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
The two start talking casually about their respective religions. The Muslim says, "I believe that when I die, Allah will bless me with 72 virgins."
The priest's eyes get wide. "Really? That would be awesome, but unfortunately the church can only have 3 altar boys at a time."
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Allah mode.
It was Allah dream.
My name would be Allah Hotbarz
A Mooselem
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Allah mode
Allah Carte
Allah mode.
At the Allah hu snackbar.
He answered, "Allah them"
ALLAH BOARD!
Allah carte.
Allah them
The first one is a prayer you say in the bus/train in the morning when you can't find a seat.
I always find if I pray loud enough to Allah, I get the train to myself.
Allah Be Back.
Allah carte
How many Muslims were banned?
Allah them.
So he could win Allah the prizes.
and his name is "allah akbur"
Allah Mode
Allah mode.
The Allah Snackbar
Because he prefers his food Allah carte.
-- Love from Allah.
I'm going to call it...
Allah Hu-Rock Bar
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
He ordered Allah Carte.
At the Allah u can eat salad Akbar.
From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.
I answered "allah the above"
Ill give you all a crash course later. There's allah to talk about.
Allah abiding one.
a Moo-slim
It was grass Allah mowed
Allah them.
Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts
God and Jesus had a game night and suddenly the bell rang. Jesus went to open it and at the door was Allah. Jesus took a long look at him and shouted "Dad, did you order pizza?"
After all, the universe began with an explosion.
I mean, the universe did start off with a boom.
I mean, Earth was created with a Big Bang
Because the universe was made by an explosion
the universe did start with an explosion
The universe started with an explosion
Allau Akbar
because the universe started with an explosion
Wow, that blew up fast.
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
Allah akbar
I mean the universe was created by an EXPLOSION wasn't it?
He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The suicide bomber is crestfallen.
"C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"
Then lose him in the mall
We're very SIM Allah.
There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.
Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.
They should have obeyed the Quran teen.
It was decided they would all try to make other passenger stand by chanting their spiritual words. The person who made most people stand up is the winner.
There were 40 passengers on board
Christian : Bless us Jesus Christ
5 passengers stand up
Hindu : Jai Mata Di
3 passengers stand up
Muslim : Allah hu Akbar
37 passengers Stand Up.
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.
.
And jumped out of the plane.
A Christian Armenian man walking by the border of Armenia and Iran sees a few Iranian men pushing a car stuck in a ditch. Every time the Iranian men push they yell allah akbar! 1.. 2... 3... Allah akbarrr! As the Armenian man joins in pushing the car, the Iranians are surprised to hear the Christian man also yell allah akbar. One Iranian man says allah is our god not yours, why do you call on his name? The Armenian man replies "I'm not going to work my god for your ass"
After all, the universe did start with a big explosion.
An Allah Gator!
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