The Best 9 Alkaline Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alkaline jokes. There are some alkaline baseless jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alkaline substances puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alkaline Jokes and Puns

Me and my friend robbed a chemical plant last night.

We stole all their Alkaline.
Now all their base are belong to us.

All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She's such a basic bitch.

So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently...

I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family.


These batteries were dealing with an alkaline problem, I had to take them to

AA meetings.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?


Why do some plants hate alkaline soil?

Because it's just so basic!

What crime did the scientist commit when he rubbed Sodium on Alkaline?

A salt and battery.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alkaline neutralize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alkaline acid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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