Alkaline Jokes

Following is our collection of periodic humor and baseless one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alkaline puns for adults, dirty sodium jokes or clean substances gags for kids.

There is an abundance of neutralize jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on alkaline. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any acid witze you can hear about alkaline.

The Best jokes about Alkaline

Me and my friend robbed a chemical plant last night.

We stole all their Alkaline.
Now all their base are belong to us.

All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She's such a basic bitch.

So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently...

I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family.

Hasidic


These batteries were dealing with an alkaline problem, I had to take them to

AA meetings.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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