Alkaline Jokes

7 alkaline jokes and hilarious alkaline puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alkaline that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good alkaline joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Me and my friend robbed a chemical plant last night.

We stole all their Alkaline.
Now all their base are belong to us.

All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She's such a basic b**....

So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently...

I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family.


These batteries were dealing with an alkaline problem, I had to take them to

AA meetings.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?


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