Alitalia Jokes

Following is our collection of airliner humor and stewardess one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alitalia puns for adults, dirty airplane jokes or clean aircraft gags for kids.

There is an abundance of flight jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on alitalia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any italia witze you can hear about alitalia.

The Best jokes about Alitalia

I met the Pope and all he said...

So the guy goes in to his barber. He's all excited, and says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope!"

The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of about ten thousand people."

So the guy goes to Rome. When he comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"

"Great," he says. "Alitalia was wonderful airline. The hotel was great. And I got to meet the Pope!"

"You met the Pope?" asked the barber.

"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."

"And what did he say?"

"He said, 'Where did you get that crummy haircut?'"

It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia

The new company will be called GenItalia

Why does the Pope kiss the ground after he lands?

He flies Alitalia.

A group of young Italian investors bought a majority stake in Alitalia...

It will now be called Generazzione Italia, but they only have enough money to put 3 letters on their planes. The airline is now called GenItalia...

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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