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It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia
The new company will be called GenItalia
Why does the Pope kiss the ground after he lands?
He flies Alitalia.
A group of young Italian investors bought a majority stake in Alitalia...
It will now be called Generazzione Italia, but they only have enough money to put 3 letters on their planes. The airline is now called GenItalia...
I met the Pope and all he said...
So the guy goes in to his barber. He's all excited, and says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope!"
The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of about ten thousand people."
So the guy goes to Rome. When he comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"
"Great," he says. "Alitalia was wonderful airline. The hotel was great. And I got to meet the Pope!"
"You met the Pope?" asked the barber.
"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."
"And what did he say?"
"He said, 'Where did you get that crummy haircut?'"
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