Alimony Jokes

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After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives...

Owe for two.

A judge in divorce court looks at the man and says, "I'm giving your ex-wife $950 per month alimony.

Fantastic, your Honor. And I'll kick in a little something myself.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.
What's also worse than a baby in a dumpster? Paying alimony.

What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?

Remember the alimony!

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me cheap.

Then I might have enough to buy a ring for my girlfriend to propose, pay for all my dates and pay alimony to my ex-wife.

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