5+ Comedy Alimony Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

Alimony Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alimony jokes. Read alimony divorce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alimony money puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comedy Alimony Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives...

Owe for two.

A judge in divorce court looks at the man and says, "I'm giving your ex-wife $950 per month alimony.

Fantastic, your Honor. And I'll kick in a little something myself.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's also worse than a baby in a dumpster? Paying alimony.

What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?

Remember the alimony!

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me cheap.

Then I might have enough to buy a ring for my girlfriend to propose, pay for all my dates and pay alimony to my ex-wife.

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