Alimony Jokes
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After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives...
Owe for two.
A judge in divorce court looks at the man and says, "I'm giving your ex-wife $950 per month alimony.
Fantastic, your Honor. And I'll kick in a little something myself.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What's also worse than a baby in a dumpster? Paying alimony.
What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?
Remember the alimony!
If I had a dollar every time a woman called me cheap.
Then I might have enough to buy a ring for my girlfriend to propose, pay for all my dates and pay alimony to my ex-wife.
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