The Best 5 Alimony Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alimony jokes. There are some alimony divorce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alimony money puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alimony Jokes and Puns

After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives...

Owe for two.

A judge in divorce court looks at the man and says, "I'm giving your ex-wife $950 per month alimony.

Fantastic, your Honor. And I'll kick in a little something myself.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's also worse than a baby in a dumpster? Paying alimony.

What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?

Remember the alimony!

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me cheap.

Then I might have enough to buy a ring for my girlfriend to propose, pay for all my dates and pay alimony to my ex-wife.


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We suggest to use only working alimony spouse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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