Alimony Jokes

Following is our collection of allowance humor and divorce one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Alimony puns for adults, dirty spousal jokes or clean money gags for kids.

There is an abundance of mortgage jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on alimony. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any spouse witze you can hear about alimony.

The Best jokes about Alimony

After my most recent divorce, I'm now paying alimony to BOTH of my ex-wives...

Owe for two.

A judge in divorce court looks at the man and says, "I'm giving your ex-wife $950 per month alimony.

Fantastic, your Honor. And I'll kick in a little something myself.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's also worse than a baby in a dumpster? Paying alimony.

What did Davy Crockett's ex wife say as he left for battle?

Remember the alimony!

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me cheap.

Then I might have enough to buy a ring for my girlfriend to propose, pay for all my dates and pay alimony to my ex-wife.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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