Following is our collection of funny Alimentary jokes. There are some alimentary diet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alimentary canal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.
"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as poo."
"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"
Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?
It's alimentary, my dear Watson.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson".
Alimentary my dear Watson, alimentary.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alimentary feed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working alimentary sustenance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.