The Best 6 Alimentary Jokes

Following is our collection of Alimentary jokes which are very funny. There are some alimentary diet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alimentary canal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Alimentary Jokes and Puns

A little boy asks his dad, "Where does poo come from?"

His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.

"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as poo."

"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"

Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?

Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Say, Holmes, can you tell me...

...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?

It's alimentary, my dear Watson.

One night at dinner, Watson watches Sherlock unhinge his jaw and eat a line of sausages nearing six feet. Amazed, Watson asked, "How did you do that??"

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson".


What Did Gay Sherlock Holmes Say To His Sidekick?

Alimentary my dear Watson, alimentary.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the alimentary feed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working alimentary sustenance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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