Amusing Alimentary Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
A little boy asks his dad, "Where does p**... come from?"
His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.
"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as p**...."
"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"
Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?
Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Say, Holmes, can you tell me...
...what could be the cause of this terrible indigestion?
It's alimentary, my dear Watson.
One night at dinner, Watson watches Sherlock unhinge his jaw and eat a line of sausages nearing six feet. Amazed, Watson asked, "How did you do that??"
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson".
What Did Gay Sherlock Holmes Say To His Sidekick?
Alimentary my dear Watson, alimentary.
