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She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
A man takes his wife to the doctor. The doctor says "Well, its either aids or alzheimers."
"What do you mean?" the guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Well, the two look a lot alike in the early stages." said the doctor, "Tell you what, drive her way out into the country. Once your there kick her out of the car. If she finds her way back, don't have sex with her."
They're both purple.....
Except for the elephant.
Were both constantly penetrating your mom
They were itentacle twins.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
You just brush them off to the side and keep eating
The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
They both like a tight seal.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
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Their last big hit was The Wall.
Because you never forget!
On each hand, she has a child. The clerk asks the woman: "Are those twins?" "No," the woman says, "They´re three years apart. Why? Do you think they look alike?" The clerk says: "No, I just can´t believe you got laid twice."
Both are without visible means of support.
(My son found that in a children's joke book)
They both came in a little behind
That's why we have so many opinions in America
Both want to get into smaller pants.
It is only 1 Pence.
itentacle
Whichever one happens, somebody's going to lose a trailer.
They're fun to play with until they take all of your money
They were dentical twins
A confused japanese student asks his master:
- Master Akira, why does all japanese people look alike?
And his master answered :
- I am not Master Akira.
Police Officer: So, how did you kill 59 people?
Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed.
Police Officer: And?
Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either hitting the two men, or the wedding party.
Police Officer: You hit the two men, of course!
Taxi Driver: Exactly! We think alike! Problem was, after hitting one of the men, the other escaped to the wedding party, so I went after him.
Enter password
'Snowflake'
Re-enter password
'Snowflake'
Your passwords are not alike
Compromise their net and they will literally die.
Then he headed to master Akira dojo on the top of the mountain, when he finally got there Hayato asked to the master:
-Master Akira, why people say that all the japaneses are alike?
And then he aswered:
-I'm not master Akira, he's over there.
Well that was one of the best martial arts pick up lines
They're both imaginary
Confirm password: 'snowflake'
Error, your passwords are not alike
A vacation for sea lovers and campers alike, to all in-tents and porpoises.
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out
Apparently napalm wasn't the answer.
We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.
I can never get them straight.
"I am not Master Akira."
Except when they are trying to call each other
A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."
I'm not master Akira!
They rub off on eachother.
There were 4 teens standing in front of me, 2 boys and 2 girls. One of the girls walks off to go to the restroom...
Guy A Hey man, is that your sister?
Guy B Yeah
Guy A I can tell, y'all look just alike. This is my sister and we don't look nothin' alike. I look just like my daddy... and she looks just like her daddy!
I laughed.
Itenticle
"Dad, Bill asked me to marry him"
The Father replied "How much money does he have"
The daughter answered "You men are all alike, He said the same thing about you."
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Oh wait, that wasn't my waiter
In a zen monastery far inside China, a conflicted discipule has his mind shrouded by a doubt that he's sure his master, Zhi, knows the answer.
He finds him, and asks:
– "Master Zhi, why does everybody say that we, chinese people, all look alike?"
He pauses for a second, looks at the pupil's eyes and answers:
– "I'm not Master Zhi"
Up the mountain a japanese asked a wise man, "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we Japanese, all look alike?"
"I am not Master Akira"
They both like wrecking balls
He replies, "I'm not your dad."
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
You know both sides of the aisle are more alike then you think. Both Clinton and Pence had issues with their flies...
What they don't know is what comes after
"Idiots seldom differ"
They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.
Both shine light into your life (:
"I am not Master Ayumu."
They all lie about there being cake.
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