Alignment Jokes
6 alignment jokes and hilarious alignment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about alignment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
What do mechanics do for amusement? Find out! This article explores the funniest jokes about car alignment and the funny parts of the global axle assembly. Enjoy a good chuckle as you learn about humbling and often serious mechanics work.
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What is a good alignment joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic
A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."
The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off."
A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text
His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.
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I used to think that crystal girls where s**....
All their talk about how crystals would "align their chakras and give them powers" made me think they were dumb.
How could a rock give them powers?
But then I tried crack.
I'm think my car needs an alignment
It keeps drifting towards the liquor store..
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They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...
The pixels will align.
All people are binary
Some are just not aligned with their bits
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