The Best 9 Alignment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Alignment jokes. There are some alignment combustion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these alignment vehicles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Alignment Jokes and Puns

A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic

A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."

The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off."

A Paladin goes into a mechanic's shop...

A paladin goes in to a mechanic's shop, and says "Hey, you've got to help me. Normally, I'm a perfect, upstanding paladin. I help old ladies cross the street, I tithe, I slay evil demons. But when I get in my car, I only have the urge to cause property damage and run people over. What's going on?"

The mechanic responds almost immediately. "Oh, yeah. What you've got there is a problem with your alignment."

I'm think my car needs an alignment

It keeps drifting towards the liquor store..

I think my truck needs an alignment...

It always pulls towards the liquor store.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment.

I hope this one cracks you up!


What's the MS Word tab alignment most often used by college students?

Bar tab

As part of the alignment of strategy for cabinet departments, Trump announced to congress his plan for housing vouchers

Redeemable for a cardboard box behind Safeway.

A front end auto shop sponsored a beauty pageant to increase sales but it had the opposite effect when they started promoting their

Miss Alignment Contest

LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot

Try backing up a bit

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