Great Alignment Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic
A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."
The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off."
A Paladin goes into a mechanic's shop...
A paladin goes in to a mechanic's shop, and says "Hey, you've got to help me. Normally, I'm a perfect, upstanding paladin. I help old ladies cross the street, I tithe, I slay evil demons. But when I get in my car, I only have the urge to cause property damage and run people over. What's going on?"
The mechanic responds almost immediately. "Oh, yeah. What you've got there is a problem with your alignment."
I'm think my car needs an alignment
It keeps drifting towards the liquor store..
Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?
Because he didn't know what alignment.
I hope this one cracks you up!
I think my truck needs an alignment...
It always pulls towards the liquor store.
What's the MS Word tab alignment most often used by college students?
Bar tab
As part of the alignment of strategy for cabinet departments, Trump announced to congress his plan for housing vouchers
Redeemable for a cardboard box behind Safeway.
A front end auto shop sponsored a beauty pageant to increase sales but it had the opposite effect when they started promoting their
Miss Alignment Contest
LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot
Try backing up a bit
